Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
With John “Buttman” Stagliano’s diminished and increasingly esoteric output of recent years—one recent movie consisted of just one long scene—other porn auteurs have stepped forward to carry the torch he first lit so many years ago. One of my favorites is his Evil Angel studiomate Justin Slayer.
Slayer is no Buttman. I think that should be said from the outset. The scenes in Big Booty White Girls lack the unscripted intensity of the best of Buttman’s stuff, and there’s not nearly enough tease and ass worship, but when it comes to picking the most callipygian cuties around, Slayer is an expert. And as the title says, they’re all white—just in case you thought only black and Latino girls had the biggest, roundest rumps around. I also like the variety of big-butt types contained herein, from long-legged Macy Lane, to Naomi, who clearly works out 6 times a week, to the ever reliable Katja Kassin, whose huge ass composes at least 40 percent of her compact frame.
Then there’s Charlotte Stokely. Oh, Charlotte. If you saw her body in silhouette you’d swear she hailed from the Caribbean. But her skin is gleaming white. In her scene, the movie opener, this shy, baby-faced blond walks from one end of the room to the next, stopping only to giggle or bat her eyelashes at the camera. The first time I saw one beautiful ass cheek bounce, and then the other, each one and then the next in glorious succession, I almost lost my sperm there and then. I’m not kidding. This girl may have the world’s most perfect butt.
But like I said, there’s not nearly enough tease. For me the whole point of the tease phase of an ass flick is to give a good, hard look at something you only get to glance at on the street. Maybe it’s just me. I love ass so much I could watch an entire film of girls in tight pants just walking around. But I digress. The scene quickly cuts to Charlotte sucking Justin off, then to a paint-by-numbers scene that is saved by the fact that she has, Christ in heaven, such a perfect ass. Watching it bounce and jiggle more than makes up for the fact that she doesn’t seem to be too into it.
The same, fortunately, cannot be said for most of the other scenes. Macy Lane, a newcomer who I would like to see a lot more of, quickly sheds her sweet and innocent demeanor in favor of a half-dozen screaming orgasms.
Katja, who seems to be a requisite casting choice for every big butt movie on the market, had my eyes bugging out of my head as she bounced her asshole up and down on Justin’s considerable girth.
Add to that Julia Bond, who looks like a demonically possessed teen pop star, and Naomi, gym bunny on fire, and this flick is definitely a keeper. BigBootyWhiteGirls3
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