Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Ah, they’ve done it again. Zupko has brought us Elegant Angel’s sequel to “Big Black Wet Asses!” The first has been declared “record-selling” so we’ll assume – no pun intended – that you lovers of big black asses, vegetable oil, and hardcore anal action are out there with your disposable incomes burning holes in your pockets, just waiting for “Big Black Wet Asses! 2”. Wait no more, my friends. The asses are indeed big (and wet!) and wielded with fierce entitlement all over your television screen.
Each scene begins with a montage of the starring female jiggling her (say it with me:) big, black, wet ass into the camera and talking dirty over a consistently horrid soundtrack. Hot, wet asses are always fun, but then things start to get weird: Beer steins of vegetable oil are poured over their upturned asses in preparation for their anal reaming. Their male costars enter the scene wearing dishwashing gloves and begin fingering these womens’ assholes with their rubber-covered fingers. Granted, I understand an oily ass is hard to hold on to, but dishwashing gloves? Seriously??
The scenes run about 30 minutes a piece, which feels quite long and rather repetitive. All start with some ass worship and oil-pouring, move into a blow job scene, and then to the penetration. These girls get fucked hard and long by Elegant Angel regular Pascal St. James and his French accent. The only deviation from the formula is the second scene in which Mya Mason and Lady Armani appear together. Marie Luv gives the most convincing blowjob of the film in the third scene, while Sasha Rea partakes in the most interesting, having to overcome the gag St. James has placed in her mouth. All the women perform spectacularly, trying desperately too keep your attention (and your erection) through the lengthy scenes. They do seem to be enjoying themselves, but even their enthusiasm can’t save you from skipping through some of the chapters.
Elegant Angel always excels beyond other studios when it comes to production quality. The actual content might be silly, but Elegant Angel will shoot and present that silly content flawlessly. The sparse set was clearly a studio and not Zupko’s bedroom (which made this viewer feel better). The camera angles were interesting and kept you close to all the anal action.
The special features include some bonus footage that didn’t quite make it to the final cut for one reason or another and a photo gallery. The “Behind the Scenes” feature is pretty much as boring and repetitive as the film as we watch Zupko gesticulate wildly while giving frantic direction to the actors. For some reason, Zupko requests the performers to curse him out on camera after the completion of their scene. The bonus scene from “Big Black Wet Asses!” shows us that the dishwashing gloves of this installment far, far exceeds the rain slickers, goggles, and construction hats of the first film. We eagerly await the prop choices for “Big Black Wet Asses! 3”! BigBlackWetAsses!2
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