Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
I had that dream again. You know the one where I’m dressed like an intergalactic construction worker and come down to earth to have rough butt sex with black girls, all the while squirting them with a water pistol full of vegetable oil. What? That doesn’t sound like a familiar dream? Well, I’m confused then. Why would Elegant Angel make such a bizarrely themed film? Why are all the male leads dressed like they work clean up on Three Mile Island? Why is every scene so preoccupied with making the starlets hack up bile? And what’s up with all the vegetable oil? I guess I’m missing something.
Big Black Wet Asses does deliver exactly what the title promises. Each of the five scenes on this DVD features a girl with a big black ass. In fact, each scene opens with a painfully long and boring ass-jiggling montage. Then, the guys come out dressed in slickers, construction hats, goggles and dishwashing gloves and proceed to hose the asses down with oil. The oil comes out of dick shaped pistols, regular water pistols, and, in one of the least sexy moments ever committed to video, a kitchen bottle.
Each scene is more or less the same. It’s pretty standard one-on-one interracial sex with heavy emphasis on butt-fucking and cock gagging. Now, I realize that spitting up bile is all the rage these days, but when it comes out in such large amounts that it literally forms a river down the girl’s stomach, as it does in Jada Fire’s opening scene, well, it’s nauseating. The dominant presence of the bile and the oil isn’t sexy. It’s a grim reminder that a cleaning crew had to come work hard for their money after the shoot.
However, not everything here is bad. The girls are all hot, and enthusiastic performances from Jada Fire, Vanessa Blue and Persia provide some highlights. These girls talk dirty, fuck hard and seem to have a great time doing it. It’s a little disconcerting to watch a guy in a construction hat and goggles get a truly inspired blow job from a beautiful girl, but ultimately, it is still a blow job, and Vanessa Blue gives one of the best in the business.
The DVD comes with trailers, a photo gallery and an amazingly boring behind the scenes feature. If you think the long ass wiggling montages are dull, wait until you get a load of the ‘making of’ the wiggling ass montages. It’s enough to make you yearn for the rest of the movie, which is saying a lot. BigBlackWetAsses!
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