Title: Big Ass Orgy Studio: Adam & Eve Pictures Director: Simbo Super-8 Cast: Holly Wellin, Katya Kassin, Melissa Lauren, Sunshine, Staci Thorn, Katerina, Gia Paloma, Roxi Devill, Alex Rox, Talon, John West, Billy Banks, Vincent Vega, Brett Rockman Genres:: Gonzo, Orgy Condoms: No Reviewer: Max and Jade Jackson

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This is Max and Jade Jackson and we’re here talking about the film Big Ass Orgy. The title says it all, in our opinion. This is a fairly standard orgy film. No frills, no fuss, just straight fucking and sucking.

The film starts off with all of the starlets gathered in a group. Each one introduces herself and explains what they each want and expect out of the orgy. Then the group begins to play with each other. However, you can tell that this is simply their way of getting themselves ready for what is about to come next. The scene changes, the men show up, get naked, and then it’s straight balling, to the hilt! The sex is happening all over the room, with the women who are not currently occupied working themselves to multiple orgasms.

This one does what it is supposed to do, but like a lot of orgy films as of late, it is almost too organized. When we think of an orgy, we see images of sexual abandon and near-chaotic acts of copulation. The sex appears a bit too choreographed and formatted. Perhaps it is our personal thing, but the role of a director in an orgy film is to simply offer suggestions to the participants and assure that they are in the right positions for the cameramen to get quality shots. Beyond that, it’s literally catch-as-catch-can. There are a few segments where things seem to get almost wild and random, but then you have scenes where you have the men all lying in a line being sucked off by the women, and then they change positions so the men go down on the women.

On the upside, both the women and men are attractive, so there’s decent eye candy for everyone. On the downside, while the pairings are not bad, they aren’t notable either. There is nothing truly remarkable or astonishingly hot about any of the couples that make any one stand out from the others.

All in all, this one does what it is supposed to do. This is another one that is good for a couple who enjoys adult films, or great for a guy who is trying to use an adult film to get his date warmed up. The DVD bonuses contain two shorts, “Fit to be Tied” which is a testament to the fun that can be had with corsets, and a cute little number called “Sex Magician” starring Julia Ann and Randy Spears. There is also a behind the scenes feature which is good for a couple of laughs.

Big Ass Orgy is one for the collection, but it’s one that can either be picked up at your leisure, or during a special or on sale. It’s enjoyable, but not remarkably so.