Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
I’m not crazy about the production value, and the subject matter certainly doesn’t cater to my tastes, but Cyberbears does one thing – bears, of course – and I admit that, though there’s room for improvement, they do it well.
Bear Booty Call opens with a shakily-shot shower scene starring Joe Falconi who has, I guess, just come home from work. The lighting is washed out and the camera so shaky that the whole thing seems even dirtier than it is; the camera’s gaze prurient, the production values decidedly amateur. Falconi picks up the phone and invites Jay Masters to come over, and it’s clear from the tone of his voice and the look in his eye what he has in mind. There’s no prelude (no dirty talk even). As soon as Masters arrives, the pair are kissing on the bed, Falconi still naked from his shower. Masters rims the hell out of Falconi, though it’s a little hard to see with all that ass in the way. The action is hot, though I hope viewers will sport bigger hard-ons than the actors, who are occasionally flaccid and unconvincing.
In the second scene, Jyd is the one who gets the call – I think; the sound quality on this disc is terrible too, reinforcing the homemade, amateur quality. Mountain man Rock Bear comes for a visit and the two get it on, making out with more convincing passion. There’s some kinkier stuff in this scene – boot and toe licking, for example – but it doesn’t feel forced or inconsistent, though I was a little taken aback. Things go on like this for a while before Jyd’s dick comes out. Jyd grips his partner’s long locks as he gets an impressively thorough blowjob. Jyd then returns the favor by lavishing attention on Rock Bear’s asshole, first with a gloved hand and then with his dick. Again, the lighting renders the performers’ skin tones an unappealing hue, but one can get off on how homemade the movie seems. While some porn is heavily reliant on fantasy, this movie seems to capture some guys somewhere who really are fucking.
In the third and final scene, Ruff Bear sends a shout out to his old pal Drew Stone, who quickly heads to the ‘hotel on the edge of town,’ where his buddy is shacking up. Both guys are wearing overalls (which frighteningly makes them look like two huge toddlers) but they lose their clothes soon enough. The interactions in this scene are a bit more aggressive: Ruff Bear smacks Stone’s ass soundly, paws at his nipples forcefully and even kisses him pretty hard before flipping him over and exploring his asshole with his fingers, using his free hand to continue to spank Stone. I, for one, wish that Ruff Bear would show more care as he fucks Stone with the aid of a dildo, but I guess the rough stuff is how he got his name in the first place. The movie concludes with a very memorable cum shot from Ruff Bear and, one hopes, from the audience. BearBootyCall
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