Reviewed by Pat Pyrrhic
“Mmm, banana cream pie, that sounds delicious! Man, I could really go for a piece right now. Just thinking about it has got my glands oozing the fluids of anticipation!”
It’s not the most poetic piece of dialog, but it does serve to illustrate my point: Are the implications made here related to food or sex? In the case of Banana Cream Pie #3, it’s both. The video presents you with the standard format for a creampie-themed porno (a little oral, some orifice pounding, and then a young lady gets her cavity filled with goo. It’s a pretty basic formula.), but adds something extra to the mix, namely food play. It’s a combination of fetishes that’ll either entice you or cause you to lose your appetite.
Some people dig creampies, some people dig incorporating food into the acts of foreplay and copulation. Separately, these two fetishes have brought countless hours of arousal to those that harbor them, but when they join forces . . . well, to be honest it’s a little gross. There’s a nothing terribly arousing about it and all you get is a big mess. To elaborate, I can tell you that it all fell apart for me when semen was mixed with chocolate sauce, creating a sperm-laden brown paste, which a young lady promptly ingested. After a couple swigs of Maalox, however, I was able to move on.
This video appealed to me in a Sin wave pattern, meaning that there’s was something that was great in the video, and then something that would ruin it, then something that redeemed it, and so on. For example, the first scene is over 20 minutes long and only the last seven or so features actual sex: Bad. The scene ends in one of the best internals I’ve ever seen: Good. The next scene has atrocious camera work which ruins what could have been a spectacular sexual display: Bad. The following scene has one of the hottest performances (not to mention hottest bodies! Maia Ginger!) I’ve ever seen in porn: Good. It’s a rise and fall pattern, like a Sin wave. In the end, though, this fluctuating pattern doesn’t fly. This is a great video to see, but depending on how deeply into the creampie fetish you are, it’s kind of a gamble. I’d say think long and hard as to whether or not you want to own it. BananaCreamPie#3
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