Title: Backstage Pass Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Richard Mailer Cast: Sarah Blue, Victorie, Nancy Sweet, Barbara Summer, Christy, Hermina, Mili, Robert Rosenberg, Max Cortes, George Reno, Neeo, Denis Marti Genres:: European, Anal Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Holy lead-in Batman! In the time it takes for these clowns to get down to business, I filed my taxes, ironed my Armani Exchange slacks and got a tattoo of a winged snake on my clavicle. The latter were in homage to the boss styling of the Backstage Pass hombres, who boldly tame the pussy while spouting off lines from Hamlet and… were never Bar Mitzvahed!

Uncut shlongs abound on this romp through what is not the backstage conjured up in my mind, that of semi glamorous whores of rock and roll pleasuring the likes of Tommy H. Lee and Nikki Sixx.

Undaunted, the models are hot, thin, athletic and All-American, taking it up the asses like champs while the cameraman struggles to find a worthwhile shot.

You sank my battleship!

The plot continues to evade me as BP moves into the second scene, titled “The Show Must Go On”, other than Director Richard Mailers having high-jacked the actual back stage of what appears to be a community college drama class.

As for dialogue, actor Max Cortes actually says, “What can we do here, on this stage… want to fuck?” His co-actor Mili, is hot, extra innocent raven hair hot. The Wal-Mart lingerie has to go, but that lithe figure and pert A cups are a winner.

The gagger blowjob from beneath scene is a winner as always but Cortes keeps sticking his mug in the shot. What a ham! The look on this girl’s face while he puts the condom on is priceless! It’s a mix of “Here we go again” and “Don’t I get my twenty bucks now?”

I’ve thrown an old Doctor Octagon CD in the player to offset the cheesy soundtrack, although the two quasi-Euro blonde lesbians making nice with the dildo play is a fine segue from the contrived sexplay this DVD kicked off with.

The scenery is sparse for this production. A sofa is covered with a shiny gold tarpaulin of some type. Ooh, the pink thigh-highs are working wonders on this lean frauline absorbing the loving touch of a purple vibe.

A double dildo makes and appearance, and the close-up of supple pink folds receiving it’s girth makes my day that much better. The girls ride it like pros, one taking it deeper than the other but both climaxing in tandem around its molded grooves.

It’s like a tug of war, in reverse!

Oh no! Fruit-driven porn! My finger toys with the skip button as I watch two sub-par actors feed each other fruit. At least in Orgy World 3 the bananas were filling cunt, here they are being consumed like these starving actors really are starving, Neeo is still chewing on the apple skin stuck in his teeth as he undresses for Christy.

Moving on, Backstage Pass features some good looking blowjobs, models hammering the cock with their lips in a knowing and loving way. The strength of this bad boy is the head scenes, bear witness.

Watching the money shot from an uncircumcised cock I pledge to find that sawbones who took my ¼ inch. Am I missing out on something? How are these actors climaxing in 2 inches of ass?

Now that is pretty, Barbara Summer taking is up the ass on her side, eyes closed, mouth agape. Her ring flexes outwardly with each withdrawal, delicious as Marti fully withdraws then stuffs it vaginally, then back to anal, then back to the vagina, this is top ten action.

Marti is such a beast, he holds the shot back like a kid saving up for a Playstation. Mailer gets the last laugh though, with a jump cut to Marti’s face during the money shot and goddamn, it scared me so badly I almost choked on my Bud Lite in terror.

Finally, the DVD features the expected extra features, easily accessible chapters, a slide show, actor biographies, other evasive Angels previews, and behind the scenes clips.