Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
“Azz Fest 4” is director Van Styles’ ode to ass fucking and brightly colored fishnet body stockings. It features a variety of very attractive women, each of whom has an amazingly round luscious ass that becomes the deserving center of attention in her scene.
Mika Tan, sporting a “Fortune Cookie” t-shirt, doesn’t need to add the phrase “in bed” to the end of her fortune because it’s preordained to include those words. Her MMF scene kicks off with some ice cube antics, including the insertion of ice cubes into her pussy. Since the ice is cold, Mika shoots the ice right back out. Mainly, Mika gets spitroasted and DP’d by Mark Wood and Brian Surewood, who at the end of the scene coat her face and hair in impressive globs of come, which she wears gleefully.
Memorable mostly for the sheer hilarity of her reactions is Courtney Divine. Courtney acts like a kid bewildered by and ecstatic about her first pony ride, except the pony is not a pony at all, and is really a cock up her ass. Courtney bops around, uttering things that are distinctly not moaning. There’s really no way to really represent Courtney’s exclamations – just know that they are funny. My favorite coherent moment in the scene is when Courtney turns towards the camera (a feat, as she’s in a face down/ass up position) and, beaming, exclaims “That’s my ass!” and points towards her ass, which is being invaded by Brian Surewood’s cock. Courtney breaks with the porn star fantasy act thing and it’s a fucking gem, even if it’s not exactly jerk off material.
Jessica Darlin’s and Rossanna de la Vega’s scenes are much less hilarious, and are actually downright cringe-worthy, as the girls make faces like they are being fucked in the ass with sandpaper. Both women make admirable efforts to perform their best, but ultimately their acting is transparent because they are obviously physically uncomfortable.
Pandora Dreams is the one girl in the film who does not get fucked in the ass. This is a bit of a shame because her ass is roundest and plumpest of all, but she puts in a good performance in two different scenes, one of which is a bonus scene with the perennially sexy Kurt Lockwood.
This is definitely not the butt-love film to show your girlfriend if you’re trying to convince her to take it up the ass. Even the non-excruciating scenes are a little daunting, with gargantuan cocks plunging into tight assholes that haven’t been coaxed open very patiently. Though there are a few good moments throughout, the Mika Tan scene is really the only one that is worth a damn. AzzFest4
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