Title: Azn Super Idols Vol. 1The Legend of Cream Studio: Video Team Director: David Aaron Clark Cast: John Nystrom, Orange Sea, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Marcus, Brian Surewood, Kammy, Annie Cruz, Kylie Rey, Lucy Lee Genres:: Asian, Asian, Blowjobs, Gonzo Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Azn Super Idols Vol. 1—-The Legend of Cream is not, I’m afraid to say, terribly good. It attempts to blend gonzo style porn with a kind of “real-world-porn-industry-in-HIV-crisis" style documentary. The porn itself is bland, and the docu-drama off-putting.

There are a few essential flaws in the concept. Chief amongst these is the fact that erotic film is essentially fantasy. You watch it in order to be drawn into a sexual fantasy scenario, and to hopefully become aroused, titillated, or amused. No one really wants to be reminded of the fact that it’s an illusion. Thus interrupting the sexual fantasy with a short blip of harsh reality is like watching Lord of the Rings and having it suddenly interrupted by footage of Andy Serkis reflecting on how cold he got during shooting. The fact that it is such grim subject matter makes this problem that much worse.

The second more troubling problem is that the way in which the discussion of the HIV crisis is handled is too topical to feel legitimate. So topical in fact, that sometimes the focus on the issue feels almost exploitative. Now obviously (hopefully?) this was not the director’s intention. Nevertheless, the HIV docu-narrative is so depthless as to feel downright... well, pornographic, in a way that pictures of sex could never be.

"But," I hear you asking yourselves, "is the sex any good? Are there redeeming sexy hotspots that make it worthwhile to abuse the fast-forward button during the rest?" The answer, unfortunately, is no. The sex is generally unimaginative; bland to a shocking degree. There is overall too much focus on blowjobs (two of the scenes are nothing but) and what sex there is feels mechanical, lustless, boring. The one possible redemptive shot is where Kylie simultaneously blows Marcus and eats Kammy, who is straddling Marcus’ cock. This shot however, is precious freaking short, the one hotspot in the least creative threesome ever. (Kylie barely gets involved, never managing to actually take off her clothes.)

Don’t waste your time on this one folks; just let it drift quietly into that good night alone. AznSuperIdolsVol. AznSuperIdolsVol. AznSuperIdolsVol. AznSuperIdolsVol.1111