Title: Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts Studio: VCA Director: Ron Royster, Octavio Cast: Jade Star, Lacie Heart, Tyler houston, Marie Luv, Leah Luv, Ashley Steel, Mika Tan, Justine Joli Genres:: , Feature, Porn-star Condoms: No Reviewer: Don Luis

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Ron Royster and guest director Octavio 'Winky Tiki' bring you an intergalactic extravaganza of eroticism guaranteed to leave you spoiled for Bond girls the rest of your life. These luscious ladies are everything from steamy, sultry, agents in disguise to down and dirty double agents, and deep space fembots guaranteed to make your trip to the moon go that much faster. Filmed in a series of sets reminiscent of the Austin Powers series, these vignettes boldly go where no porn has gone before.

The film opens on Mika Tan and Jade Star as Star attempts to discover if Tan is a mole in the organization. This includes Mika playing sushi plate for Jade's California roll special. As Jade cleans up the 'sticky rice', Mika shudders and sighs before the two proceed to get it on in true Bond-girl style, complete with vintage look garter sets with matching bras and echoy surf rock well suited to your local Tiki bar.

After more preliminaries, Jade straddles Mika's face and the Erotovision closeups reach depths where you can nearly smell paradise. When Jade leads Mika into the next room, her intentions are clear as she throws her onto the heart shaped bed, then orally assaults the helpless Tan before ravaging her with the transparent, candy striped dildo. All's well that ends well, and soon the double ended quality of this invader has both women moaning like the classic porn stars from the era they are attempting to emulate.

Justine Joli, in a bid to extract information from the enemy, performs solo in a really hot masturbation scene in lime green stockings while sucking one her own toes. Eventually wet from head to, errr, toe, an amazing red dildo makes an appearance, and she positions herself to give us the most tantalizing ass shot, her head resting against the floor in front of the mandarin orange couch with her lower half still flexing and gyrating atop the cushions as the red shaft glides in and out, until the stellar finish, where the scene ends with her rolling, languidly on the bear skin rug.

Ashley Steel and Lacie Heart are the Fembots sent to regain control of the control station on the moon and, wouldn't you know it, their radio communications go out of order during the long flight. What else to do but make the best of a 93 million mile trip? Steel reclines in the Captain's chair, on leg atop the hot pink, fur lined control panel, as Lacie gets to the heart of the matter, positioning herself to properly finger Steel's launch button. Steel reciprocates by bending Hart over the very same control panel, and after oral protocol 96, goes to work on her fellow Fembot's secret compartment with an amazingly glittery dildo of space age design.

In the end, it's the girls that save the day, and the planet from certain destruction, and with as much orgasmotronic action as we get to see during the show, everyone wins. James Deen gets seduced by Tyler Houston because he's one of the 'bad guys' and Marie Luv's bathtub scene will make you rethink the term 'rubber ducky'.