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Volume 7   -   Issue 1
 
Assraelis
Title: Assraelis
Studio: Tightfit
Director: None credited
Cast: May Buskila, Alma Fauck, Shelly Mimon, Rony Pornstar
Genres:: Gonzo, Foreign, Young Women
Condoms: No
Reviewer: Don Luis
Rating: 2.5 out of 5
Assraelis
Reviewed by Don Luis

TightFit gets quite a bit of props from me for being the one studio that refuses to allow the envelope to relax in terms of porn production in HD. For recent examples of all their tastiness, hop on over to my review of Ripe 4 Sexxx and see just how good it can get. The current title, shot entirely on location in Israel, is a new type of adventure. Clearly, the Holy land has deemed it necessary to return to its previously sexualized culture, and, regardless of your feelings on using hallowed ground for the digital realm has ushered us into a new age, and from the looks of their previews track, it shows no sign of slowing down.

The feature itself opens with a very Bang Bus style scene, where a big city cab driver and his pal riding shotgun decide to go out in search of a pair of hotties on company time. They succeed in finding their mark along one busy street, and, instead of delivering them to their destination, detour to a secluded section of the city. The girls, sensing something rotten in the state of Denmark, attempt to extricate themselves from the situation, but the gents, devilishly smooth talkers that they are, manage to convince them that it's time to get the party started (cue universally recognizable bass guitar).

All manner of licentious behavior erupts that even that would have resulted in the participants getting stoned in ancient times, and the affair takes all four participants in, on, and through the open windows of the VW Rabbit sized cab. May Buskila is a dark haired Jesse Jane look alike whose sultry looks and hip grinding style will win over even the most staunch Brazil-o-phile. Alma Fauck is a serious trooper, managing to do all the work in a vertical fuck supported by the passenger side door of the car. I may be stepping on some cultural values here, but, these fellas looked thoroughly nonplussed throughout the entire affair, a trait that seemed pervasive during the entire film, irrespective of the identity of the male performer. Despite the girls' best efforts, I was, I have to say, just a little upset.

In a second scene whose format seemed ripped from the annals of another popular website, Rony Pornstar ( the Promised Land's answer to Cherokee) lounges on a white sand beach not more than a hundred meters from a main city thoroughfare, only to be approached and propositioned by a stout lad that takes her up on top of the sandstone hills surrounding near the beach to perpetrate an afternoon tryst. She is a more than willing participant, and is obviously enjoying her work, as the scene lasts through an entire troop of soldiers in training doing their daily jog, and on into the evening, as the sun sets and the scene ends in a recognizable fashion.

There are redeeming qualities here, Shelly Mimon playing the construction contractor's daughter who, while playing with the power tools in the garage is accosted by two of her father's workers and DPed until she's completely forgotten what she was doing, a gang bang scene on a park bench, and the reappearance of May in another park scene where we get to see much more of her since she's not obscured by a taxi door. Downsides according to my professional opinion were 70s Kung Fu-style dubbing, and some lens focusing problems that made me start wondering whether or not I should ask for a refund on my brand new glasses. In all though, a valiant first effort, and worth taking note of, if only for the preview trailers which promise anal scenes on falafel shop counters, Captain Stabbin - esque anal penetrations, and hot dance club sex. It's good to know that in the midst of so much turmoil, there's a whole lot of fucking going on. Sacrifice your immortal soul for the new world order, and click the Buy it Now button on your right.


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