Title: Assman 24 Studio: Anabolic Director: Jean-Yves le Castel Cast: Cynthia Fox, Susie Dark, Michele, Nancy, Vanessa, Pamela, Bianca, Justina, David Perry, Steve Holmes, Zo-Le, Choky Ice, Manuel Ferrara, Jean-Yves le Castel Genres:: Anal, ATM, Blondes, Blowjobs, Brunettes, Cumshots, Double Penetration, Eastern European, Oral Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

If you’re even considering seeing this movie, you probably like anal. And the movie hardly disappoints in that department. First, the good parts.

We start things off with a visit to Vanessa, who apparently meets her shoot partner for the first time while the camera is rolling. Vanessa is a hot brunette, and we’re treated to lots of good close-ups of her special area. Although it’s a porn cliché, I still dig that she wears her slutty Candies heels through most of the scene.

Next comes Cynthia Fox. She starts off the segment by touring an empty apartment with a plain-looking guy. I slowly realized that this was our male star here, and I was rather disappointed. More so, once he unzipped and revealed himself as one of the smaller porn stars I’ve come across so far.

Cynthia is the cover girl, a sexy artificial blond whose scene is compromised by poor lighting. Shadows from the window block out all of her close-ups, which left me frustrated. Judging by the rest of her, I was rather interested in checking out her ass in detail, but oh well.

The highlight of the film is Susie Dark. Also sporting slut heels, this leggy brunette is the most eager woman of the lot. The lighting for this scene is much better, and we get to see extremely detailed gape shots with lube trickling out. These are the best shots of the whole film, and they were what made the best impression for me.

After Susie, things level out - not that great, but not bad by any means either. Michele and Nancy perform together, and while Michele does a good job, Nancy keeps looking off-camera for direction. She seems to have a skilled tongue, but in an anal movie there’s not much use for it, and she often winds up sitting back and watching without a partner.

Finally, we end with Justina and Kelly. But before that, the camera focuses on two men, who have some sort of male bonding thing going on, slapping each other’s thighs with greetings and congratulations. It’s a weird way to kick the scene off. One of the guys is squinty and pasty.

There are minor quirks throughout the movie. Cuts during scenes are jumpy and abrupt. The director can frequently heard talking in an accent I can only describe as Pepe LePew meets Speedy Gonzales. The music is chirpy and sounds like it was lifted from an 80’s video game.

My main problem with the film is the lack of anal cumshots. All the cumshots are facials, even though it’s an anal film. After spending the whole scene looking at the woman’s ass, I’d like to see it put to good use instead of watching her turn around and spoil the rhythm. Especially when it’s Susie Dark’s.

Bonus footage includes a compilation of all the cumshots strung together, and a raw mode with abbreviated versions of the scenes, sans music.