Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
So, when Elegant Angel puts out a movie called Ass Quake you kind of have to know what to expect. It’s five scenes long. It’s got a lot of anal sex. It’s got some fairly attractive girls in it and a goofy theme song. There’s not really a whole lot more to it than that, but then again, it doesn’t really need any more than that to qualify as a success, and Ass Quake is a success, if not a terribly ambitious one.
Every scene begins in some sort of variation of a bar room. The setup is always the same. The bartender is just kind of standing around when some slutty looking girl walks in and starts fingering her butt. Faster than you can say ‘do you wanna fuck my little ass’ the camera starts shaking, the ‘Ass Quake’ theme song starts playing and the buttfucking and Ass to mouth commences.
There are slight variations, to be sure. For example, Makayla Cox wears her panties as a gag throughout her scene, and Venus repeatedly dumps wine all over herself for some reason, but for the most part it’s by the numbers, one on one, strictly anal and oral sex.
What really works in Ass Quake is the enthusiasm of all the actresses. The girls range from vaguely dumpy and Kelly Osbourne-esque (Isobel), to pretty hot (Venus, Genisis and Makayla) to completely porn-star looking (Jamie Brooks). These five girls absolutely love getting butt fucked and they can’t seem to stop talking about it. Isobel is a particularly vocal young lady, complete with a Welsh accent, but all five girls know how to talk dirty and enjoy themselves on tape.
As far as negatives, there aren’t many. The dramatic scenes are pretty lame, and a little bit long, but since the DVD has lots of chapters and is easy to navigate, that’s not really an issue. There’s an extra scene starring a masturbating Isobel that isn’t really that interesting, but there’s nothing here that’s really too distracting or unnecessary. There’s definitely nothing on this DVD that hasn’t been seen or done before, but whatever. It’s a movie about buttfucking, and sometimes that’s all you really need. AssQuake
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