Title: Anal Pick-Up Studio: Jackrabbit Releasing Director: Decklin Cast: Jacob Smith, Shawn Jamison, Devon Cade, Mike Dunn, Craig Allen, Diablo, Austion, Scott Bradley Genres:: Gay, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

Upon watching this flick in bed with my ex-girlfriend (also a big fan of boys kissing and fucking) she said of this movie, “It’s like watching the quietest blowjob,” and indeed it was. She was commenting on the first scene when the hunky blonde, supposedly, straight guy picks up the expensive gay hook up and gets sucked off by him and eventually fucks his ass. Quiet typifies a lot of this movie and unfortunately, it’s not a great thing.

At least, the guys are all hot. The Behind the Scene feature is the best part of this movie because I get the impression that these performers are not porn stars, but cute, hunky gay guys that were willing to perform for the camera and that’s exciting. The guy in the third scene with the dark hair is particularly scrumptious. Light-skinned and dark-haired, he is a bottom who says in the Behind the Scenes feature that he is just a guy who works in retail that likes the adventure picking up guys in real life.

In going back to the movie, it’s great to see Shawn Jamieson (the hunky blonde) get sucked and fucked by the guy he picks up after he claims to have a girlfriend and also claims to be embarrassed if other gay guys see this film. Damn, I love these dumb straight gays.

Unfortunately, the rest of the movie offers nothing too outstanding. Until we see that Shawn Jamieson truly is a straight guy with a girlfriend in real life, it’s not as hot to see him get sucked off and fuck cute guys. But he is too gorgeous for words.

I’d like to see and hear more moaning and more hamming it up for the camera from all the performers. The movie does mix it up with some downwards oral shots that make the cock look huge and whoever is sucking dick like they are working hard to please that rock hard rod, but there isn’t anything too exciting beyond that.

In all the scenes, there is no music and the camera angles really don’t change. In spite of having really cute guys fucking, it gets a bit boring after a while seeing the same static shot and not seeing much else. The boys in the second scene get a bit verbal and it is exciting to see them switch up top and bottom.

The last scene with Shawn and the bottom from the second scene are the hottest because at least the scene is mixed up by doing it on a weight bench. Again Shawn is the top who isn’t gay, but will top with a guy. Fine, it’s hot and the scene is hot.

It’s worth at least a rent to see the cute boys who fuck and get fucked and who also lead normal lives, but are willing to perform for film. Regular cute guys fucking mixed in with at least one straight guy (but come on, he can’t be that straight) fucking is still hot. It’s worth at least a rent.

And to that cute dark haired bottom in the third scene, I’m begging you, if you’re ever in New York, give me a call. The flick was not that good, but he was that good. With the right director, there is no telling where these performers can go. I pray it’s with me.