Title: Anal Life Studio: Anarchy Films Director: Jimmy D. Cast: Ashley Long, Katin, Renee Pornero, Miss Arroyo, Holly Day, Brian Henderson, Talon, Tony Sexton, John West, Matt Bixel Genres:: Anal, Cumshots, Straight Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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"What if." The genesis of all fiction starts with these two little words. What if."

What if a man woke up one morning to find he had become a cockroach? What if they saved Hitler’s brain? Most importantly, what if Paris and Nicole were sluts that loved getting fucked in the ass down on the farm? That’s the question Anal Life seeks to answer.

We open up on Ashley Long and Katin driving in a pickup truck. They’re not happy with life on the farm, and complain about picking up horse manure. They get out of the truck and walk, still complaining about horse shit and the lack of boys. At least I think that’s what they were complaining about, since the audio is very poor. But who wants to read about dialogue in a porno review?

Ashley Long soon finds herself alone with Tony Sexton, who just happens to be visiting from a neighboring farm. He helps relieve her boredom with his massive shlong. Of course, anal sex is involved.

The other four segments follow suit in a similar fashion. They are all decent one-on-one encounters that go through the canon of sex positions culminating with the meeting of semen and facial skin. Director Jimmy D. never lingers too long on one shot, keeping the pace brisk and fresh. He also uses long shots to capture the players in their respective environments. Speaking of which, Anal Life was shot entirely outdoors, so it was pleasant to see smooth skin under natural light for a change.

While this is supposed to take place on a farm, we don’t actually get to see any traditional farm settings, like a hayloft or a silo, but the sex makes up for that minor lack of detail. The behind the scenes footage is very informative, especially for those of us who wonder exactly how girls prepare for anal sex scenes.

Ultimately we may never know what lustful urges lurk in the hearts of Paris, Nicole, and all other upscale rich girls that find themselves stranded in Appalachia. Until then, Anal Life will have to do.