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Title:
Anal Invasion
Studio: Blue Pictures Director: uncredited Cast: Katalin, Monika, Zoltan, Adrien, Jotvan, Attila, Eva, Mirebo, Ervin, Cristel, Anett, Daniell Genres:: Anal, All Girl (Lesbian), Blowjobs, Cumshots, Straight
Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff | Rating:
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Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
There’s nothing sexier than anonymous foreigners getting it on. That’s what “Anal Invasion” is all about. People are credited at the end of the movie, but there is no indication of which scenes they are in. Strangely enough, I counted fourteen people in the film while there are only twelve names listed. I didn't see any familiar faces, but do we really care whether it’s “Katalin” or “Monika” being put on the rotisserie? Of course we don’t.
There are six segments, all in a similar vein: One woman is accompanied by one or two men, who engage her in sex. There aren’t any setups — no delivery men looking for tips or lonely housewives seducing cable men and landscapers. They get right to the action. While there is plenty of anal, there isn’t any double penetration in the two-on-one scenes. However, a few things do stand out.
In the first segment, while the girl is sitting on a chair orally pleasing a gentleman standing next to her, another man applies what looks like a gas mask over her mons pubis, and starts pumping with a device at the end of a tube attached to said mask. I’ve heard of penis pumps before, but never a pussy pump. Maybe I’ve been watching too much domestic porn. Either way, the woman seems to enjoy the sensation. When the pump is removed, her “Mound of Venus” and all manner of labia therein are nicely swollen for the formerly pumping gentleman to eat.
The second segment takes place on a log in a wooded clearing. This naturally beautiful young lady is fond of showing off her gaping asshole for the camera. Some people might find that sexy, but all it did was remind me that I have to take the Holland Tunnel to get to Grandma’s house.
The sixth segment was my favorite, and unlike the rest. There are no men cluttering things up here —just two women, and the longest cucumber I’ve ever seen. The women are all natural, down to their unshaven pubic area. These “Bush Twins” really have a fun time with each other. It’s so cute to watch them try their hardest to make the novelty-sized cucumber disappear into their vaginas.
Bonus features include still photos and a number of advertisements for other Blue Pictures products and services. We may never know who exactly does what to whom in “Anal Invasion,” but do we always need names cluttering up our brains while getting our jerk on? I don’t think so. AnalInvasion
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