Title: Anal Intensive Number 12100% Woodman Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Vera, Dragaya, Dagmar, Veronika, Alena, Alain Deloin, James Brossman, George Reno, Reda, Pascal St. James, Bob Terminator, Titof, Roly Reeves, Stephen Gueco, Kevin Long Genres:: Anal, ATM, European, Gangbang Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Beginning what will soon prove to be something of a carousel of like-minded brunettes, young Alena stands gyrating and grinding against a bedroom wall, all while Pierre softly instructs and encourages her intimate meeting with the plaster and paint. A slow-going masturbatory sequence (to supposed orgasm) segues into a shot of two dicks held at point-blank range, ready to fire into every available orifice. Alena blows both men in turn, then has her vagina neglected as one of the men zeroes in on her asshole. Trading holes, the men alternate in double penetrating Alena, and gladly end matters on her face.

Similarly comprised, Dagmar dances suggestively and strips in near-silence (only the far-off sound of an oscillating fan and Pierre’s stream of cooed encouragement) in front of an armoire, inviting us to view shots of her hand-stretched anus -- truly a sight to behold. Three men looking exactly like the two from the previous scene (in fact, I’m almost certain even they couldn’t tell each other apart) enter, and treat Dagmar identically as they did Alena, with the exception of one additional cumshot.

Veronika, a 20-year old brunette, and Vera, a 19-year old blonde, are respectively fucked in a kitchen and dining room, in nearly the exact same way, by two more familiar looking broods of muscular, tanned men. Fellatio leads to anal which leads to an all out, three-pronged attack on each girl’s anatomy, both culminating in circle jerks, with each girl serving as the “ookie cookie.”

Finally, Dragaya both rounds out and tops off the film. A 22 year old with dark brown hair and large, puckered lips, is straddling an oversized black leather couch, in nothing but a pair of crotchless panties, which showcase her giant, floppy clitoris and labia (lending true perspective and meaning to the colloquialism: “beef curtains”). A skinny, mad, piano prodigy-looking man descends upon the scene and parts said curtains, reveling in the cunnilingus that follows. Dragaya initiates a bout of truly hard anal, bucking back and forth, and eagerly accepts his pearl necklace, moaning and slurping until she’s shucked out the very last bead.

Technically sound, with some fairly interesting “special features” (notably an interview with the director), but ultimately lacking in originality, director Pierre Woodman’s latest foray into adult film is not unlike most of today’s Central-Eastern European fare. The film plays out like a Sears catalog for the sub-Victoria’s Secret set -- unremarkable at best, but appropriate wank material nonetheless. AnalIntensiveNumber12
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