Title: Anal Biker Bitches Studio: VCA Director: Barry Wood Cast: Hillary Scott, Trina Michaels, Missy Monroe, Cindy Crawford, Leah Luv, Lee Stone, Barry Scott, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Talon Genres:: Anal Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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There are few vehicles as sexy as the motorcycle. The outlaw biker lifestyle shares much in common with the lifestyle of porno performers. Both people enjoy freedom, wild partying, and disregard for society’s expectations. It is no surprise then that a studio like Excessive Entertainment chose to combine the two in their film Anal Biker Bitches.

Anal Biker Bitches starts off with three girls chatting until a phone call interrupts them. After one of the girls gets off the phone, she squeals with delight, “It’s my turn this week to pick the guys for anal!” You see these girls, along with two other friends are members of Anal, Inc. Along with being a great name for a adult film company, Anal, Inc. is a group of young women who each week go out in search of hot men to fuck them in the ass. After shooting down the first two choices, fishermen and Chinese food deliverymen (the former for being stinky and the latter for having small penises) the girls agree on bikers. There is much more plot than that and in fact we don’t even get to see how they actually find these bikers. The bikers just appear in the next scene, but it doesn’t really matter. The really kick-ass motorcycles in this DVD are just props and the anal sex is the real star.

Missy Monroe begins the DVD and she does so very well. Although not as stunning looking as the other girls, Missy Monroe has a very cute charm about her that makes seeing her take a huge cock in her ass all the more enjoyable. Her best feature is her beautiful ass, which jiggles with every thrust she receives. Cindy Crawford’s segment is also noteworthy. She definitely enjoys anal. She screams with excitement and she gets rammed. The dick is shoved so deep inside her and with not much effort that you can tell she’s no stranger to sodomy. Trina Michaels is another pro at anal. That’s evident when she gets on top and does all the work herself. A great feature of Anal Biker Bitches is the star index. The chapters are divided by star then further divided by scene. Each scene is labeled, blowjob, anal 1, anal 2, sex, cumshot, etc. Not to say watching porn is difficult work, but it is cool that searching for scenes is even easier now.

This may seem weird, but the only real gripe I have with Anal Biker Bitches is there wasn’t really any real biker connection in the movie. Wouldn’t it have been interesting to see what they could have done if they went to a real biker rally like Sturgis and filmed the girls there? There would have been much more debauchery there than what you see in Anal Biker Bitches despite how great the anal sex scenes are.

So in other words, fans of biker films won’t find much to please them in Anal Biker Bitches. If you’re an anal sex fan (nowadays who isn’t?) then Anal Biker Bitches is right up your alley.