Title: 7 the Hardway #2 Studio: Red Light District Director: Vince Vouyer Cast: Alicia Rhodes, Jackie Moore, Angel Long, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Brandon Iron, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Tony Tedeschi, Dick Delware, Brian Surewood, Arnold Schwarzenpecker Genres:: Gangbang, Anal, ATM, Double Penetration, Gonzo Condoms: No Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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If you begin with three willing and able sex-centric twenty-somethings, add on eleven horse-hung, comically-pseudonymed (Arnold Schwarzenpecker, anyone?) Red Light District regulars, and be sure to include a plethora of gaping anal scenes, you’re left with the sum total of “7 the Hardway # 2,” Vince Vouyer’s latest effort in his hardcore gang-bang series.

Clean-skinned, filthy-mouthed Alicia Rhodes proudly suggests that she will “get well and truly fucked” as “I get my ass stretched.” Not exactly arrogant boasts from a woman who has proven quite adept at expanding her three most exhausted orifices to the very hilt. After a brief interview with Vince, Alicia is suddenly surrounded by a semi-circle of men sporting every manner of erect penis. She fellates each man in turn, rotating and bobbing like a seal taught to honk a symphony of horns in front of a circus audience. Alicia’s scene is rife with both anal (DP, ATM, double anal, et al) and bizarre dirty talk, as she asks of one guy about her ass: “Did it smell good, like roses? You’re gonna lick that fucking ass later!” However, she more than makes up for any misfired pillow talk by appearing genuinely turned on throughout the film, eagerly deep-throating every cock within arm’s reach, until finally she offers up her face as a seven-jet semen landing strip.

Ditzy Jackie Moore regales the camera with the tale of her virginity loss at the age of 13, rebutting Vince’s subsequent lamentation in response to the young age at which she was deflowered with “No, it was a good thing; I like to fuck.” Jackie slinks around the room on all fours, trying to be sexy, but ultimately failing in what translates to the viewer as something of a babbling half-heartedness. Her long interview begs for 8x on your DVD’s fast-forward setting, and her performance is a less-passionate imitation of Alicia’s.

Finally, Angel Long, also blonde, also British, is also very vocal, possibly trumping Alicia’s performance. Her scene is also embellished by the weathered Tasmanian Devil tattoo on her ass, her demands of “Spit in my ass!” and the peculiar (but gaining in popularity) DP position where she lays on her shoulders, ass straight in the air, while two guys facing each other are perched atop her, bumping bellies as they thrust. It looks like a bad leapfrog accident, where both men decided to jump from opposite ends towards each other, colliding in mid-air. Six facials and an anal cream pie triumphantly end the scene.

Highlighted by the almost interchangeable duo of blonde Brits Alicia Rhodes and Angel Long, but brought down a peg by American brunette Jackie Moore, 7 the Hardway’s length is its true undoing. Each scene takes up approximately 45 minutes, and one cannot imagine that anyone NOT watching the film to review it would possibly sit through the tedium arising from the focus on one girl per scene. While the attractive actresses and gangbang niche will presumably chalk this film up as another success for Red Light District films, one can only hope that Vince Vouyer does indeed realize that seven the Hardway is about three too many.