Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
5 Blondes, which is apparently also Secrets #4, features
very pretty girls, attractive sets and videography, and a good soundtrack.
What it doesn't offer is much in the way of sustained heat.
Despite box-cover copy urging us to "grab a keg, some clean
towels, and tap that ass!" director Jon Yuma is going for a
lower-budget Andrew Blake sort of feel in this collection of five
unrelated shorts.
The video begins and ends with straightforward couple scenes. The
opening poolside fuck between Phoenix Ray and Jay Ashley is free
of surprises, but does show a nice relaxed chemistry between the
performers. The final scene, set at an art gallery, doesn't even
accomplish that much.
Spots two and four are both occupied by girl/girl scenes of a blonde
and a brunette. The first, in which two woman play with crystal
dildos, is pretty lifeless, though the actresses are beautiful and
glamorous-looking. I think they're scared they'll muss their makeup.
The other one starts promisingly, with two Czech girls french-kissing
in a kitchen. Once the clothes come off, though, the passion mostly
dissipates.
The middle of the series is a rather odd scene. Jennifer Andersson,
in an Egyptian headdress that's about two sizes too big for her
and is constantly threatening to drop over her eyes, blows, fucks,
and takes it up the ass from a guy in a King Tut mask. It's shot
in streaky black-and-white because, of course, ancient Egypt didn't
have color video. Despite the weirdness, Andersson is a cutie, and
watching her take a prick between her trim little cheeks is no chore.
In between are shots are scenes of a fake blonde rubbing herself
with a fake rose. These add nothing to the experience until she
uses a vibrating dildo to fuck herself to a very real-looking orgasm
behind the closing credits. 5Blondes
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