Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
As with most homemade porno videos, 1 Night in Paris begins with an introduction by one of the performers . . . wait, that’s nothing like most homemade porno. Well anyhow, the now infamous Rick Salomon provides the introduction and serves as your guide through the visual display of his romps with the hotel heiress. The first action sequence is night vision, which will do wonders for your optical senses. By do wonders, I mean exercise them arduously to keep up with the bouncing, shaky, vertigo-inspired action. After a good workout and some visine, the viewer might be more inclined to take five and listen to the comedy routine in the background that drowns out all the dialog. Seeing as how mediocre the action in this scene is, that might not be such a bad idea. Luckily for us, as well as our arousal, the video does pick up in quality as it progresses. A perfect example of the contrast is the third scene which features the far-famed blow job Paris delivers to Salomon with a tenacity that only comes from true affection. All throughout this video exchanges of endearing terminology and sentiment make the piece seem less sleazy and more genuine. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still plenty of sleaze to go around, but the more you watch this video the less raunchy it seems. Just when your conscience starts to get to you, however, in comes Salomon with his incongruous commentary to snap you back to reality.
1 Night in Paris is a voyeur’s wet dream (literally, depending on how late you watch it). Paris, a figure who at the height of public exposure, is depicted performing sexual acts that most of her fans have only dreamed. Unlike the Pam & Tommy video, 1 Night in Paris is less lovey-dovey togetherness and more horny humping. The problem is that unless your fetish is voyeurism and nothing but, this video won’t do much for you. Outside of the appeal of watching a ‘celebrity’ fuck and suck like a common “Girls-gone-wild” slut, the video is plain, at points drawn out, and is even boring at times. Paris is lax when it comes to riding the cock, akin more to a rag doll than a sex symbol, and Salomon’s performance is about as interesting as masturbating a corpse. Frankly, I’ve been more turned on watching bonobo chimps on the learning channel. If you’re big on Paris, then pick this one up for your personal collection. Your local black market or bootleg shop should accommodate you nicely. 1NightinParis
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