Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
With a name like Masterpiece, you’re going to expect a film studio to not hold back and give you something like a 6-hour, 2-disc DVD loaded with every kind of sex act, every major porn star, etc., etc. Instead, what we get here is simply four vanilla sex scenes with some mega hunks in jockstraps performing on nothing more than an art exhibit platform. The appearances of the men are the strong point here, because most of the scenes just aren’t sexually charged.
Bearded Johnny Gunn and tattooed, mega-ripped daddy Alex Collack open the film. Both have thick cocks, which make their blow jobs something to see. Collack bends over so Gunn can stick his face between some meaty buns and show off an asshole that looks like it’s been through hell and back. So it’s not much of a surprise when Collack ends up bottoming. He takes it on his back, squatting on Gunn’s gun, and finally, on all fours, which is the best position in which to appreciate his round butt. Eventually, Gunn blows all over Collack’s back. The men seem to be going for an intense connection, but the anal lacks any punch.
Things get pretty in the next scene, pairing young smooth bodies Slade and Kai Ford, both in black jockstraps. They suck face incredibly, something you don’t see much of in porn, then Slade licks Ford’s lean torso, making his way to Ford’s cock. This morphs into a 69, with Slade’s wonderful, hairless ass on display. Sadly, Ford only slightly feeds on it, but Slade then makes a meal out of his ass before plugging him good, drilling into him from above. Again, the anal just doesn’t make your mouth water.
Leave it up to a threesome to bring the intensity. Daddyish Ross Hurston and bearish hunk Nick Moretti make out while smaller Ethan Grant is on his knees sucking and stroking both of their cocks. This is a perfect boy meet bears scene, for the smooth hotty is soon having his ass licked and finger-prodded by the two bears. Finally, some ass action worth a second viewing. Before long, Grant’s beautiful smooth butt is getting plowed by his big burly tops. Only one thing could make this scene better—flip flopping. And that’s exactly what happens. BOTH bears get fucked up the ass…by each other, not Grant. Moretti finally gets all the loads shot all over his mouth and hairy pecs. Phenomenal. Too bad the other scenes couldn’t live up to this.
The final scene is a celebration of bald stunners, pairing Ty LeBeouf with Ethan Wolfe. Wolfe sucks LeBeouf off before feasting on LeBeouf’s perfect smooth bubble butt. Then LeBeouf sucks Wolfe’s hefty piece before it gets shoved up his ass. Here, LeBeouf’s wondrous ass is wasted on a half-hearted bend over. This man’s perfect butt should always be served when he’s on all fours with his back arched. The men flip flop, with Wolfe riding LeBeouf’s cock, again with little gusto. Best moment of this scene comes when Wolfe teabags LeBeouf while jacking off.
Great bodies, faces, cocks and asses aren’t enough to make this film the masterpiece it promises to be. Select moments of rimming, sucking and fucking are strong, but overall, the simple sex format just doesn’t deliver the intensity needed to make this one worthy of a rewatch.
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