Reviewed by R.W. Hulme
Tom Byron knows his audience: people who like seeing beautiful girls get fucked in the ass. Lord of Asses XI (just like the 10 previous editions) gives them exactly that.
You’ve got to admire this DVD’s purity of purpose. Lord of Asses XI does exactly what it says on the tin (or, in this example, the jewel case.) If anal is your thing, you’re going to be very happy with this release.
The DVD is divided into five sections, each one dedicated to one of the girls Tom is enthusiastically sodomizing. The girls Tom Byron picks are all sexy and willing—more the ‘girl-next-door’ type than porn-star stereotypes, but the DVDs all the better for it.
Things kick off with Delilah Strong, a full-figured girl with a beautiful, round rump and an adorable lipstick kiss tattooed on the centre of one butt cheek. She gives Tom the full round-the-world tour, including a talented blowjob and some sweaty 69.
Next comes Annette Schwartz, a sexy European blonde who manages to look sweet and innocent even while she’s deep-throating Tom’s big cock and tonguing his ass. She’s a very capable adult actress; from her performance in Lord of Asses XI, she tops my list of porn stars I’d like to get stranded on a desert island with.
Then there’s the beautiful Brianna Love, a gorgeous young lady who definitely has an Alicia Silverstone thing going on. Part of the appeal of her scene is just how pretty she is. Brianna looks more like an actress you’d see on Gossip Girl than an anal-themed porn video, so it feels deliciously perverted to watch her slathering Tom’s shaft with saliva and being ridden roughly from behind.
I’ve described the stars of Lord of Asses XI as the ‘girl-next-door’ types. The next actress, Tatiana Kush, is the absolute personification of that concept.
She’s a pale, full-figured brunette with a nervous laugh and a shy smile. You could absolutely imagine spotting her in your local supermarket or car wash. There’s something especially endearing about the way she sums up her impending anal: ‘Ouch!”
August is the last girl on Tom’s ‘to do’ list – and she’s the most ‘porn star’ looking of them all. A tall, Latin lovely who needs to take it just a bit easier on the makeup, August gives an especially enthusiastic performance and whimpers seductively as Tom penetrates her firm, tight tush.
Overall, this is a five-course meal that will leave any anal fan satisfied. There’s plenty of other sexual tidbits on offer – the blowjobs these girls give would be worthy of a DVD release all of its own – but the main course is some very sexy sodomy and Tom Byron doesn’t skimp on the servings.
What I really love about this DVD are the girls. Porn is all about fantasy and ‘real’ looking women - with round bodies, real boobs and big, beautiful bottoms – are what most men fantasize about. Tom picked some great-looking, all-natural stars for this DVD.
As you can tell, I really liked Lord of Asses XI. It’s difficult to find too many criticisms. In the end, I gave it a 4.5 simply because there weren’t a huge number of extras on the DVD and I noticed a somewhat funky control system, which kept diverting my menu screen to random menus off from the main one.
These are minor criticisms and really don’t detract from Tom Byron’s achievement – a focused, well-produced feature that will leave any anal fan happy they bought it. TomByron'sLordofAsses11
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