Title: Potty Mouth Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: None credited Cast: Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Nicole Sheridan, Jessica Drake, Nina Hartley, Serenity, Lezley Zen, Stormy Daniels, Jenaveve Jolie, Jayna Oso, Voodoo, Carmen Hart, etc. Genres:: Compilation, Blowjobs, Gonzo, Straight, Wall to Wall, All Girl Condoms: Yes Reviewer: C. Mellides

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Potty Mouth has a running time of about fours hours and contains 24 full-length scenes handpicked from the Wicked Pictures film library. I use the word “handpicked” loosely of course, since it’s painfully obvious that the score of vignettes assembled in Potty Mouth were absent-mindedly strung together. The majority of the featured content is pretty dull and worthy of fast-forwarding. Meanwhile, the better segments found here are average by most standards and will likely fail at holding the attention span of even the most patient viewer.

Jenaveve Jolie and Stormy Daniels star in the first of many stinker scenes. Their segment is filmed in the confines of some dingy bar and in a few short minutes Jenaveve signals that she needs a fresh drink and exits. Somehow Stormy shows up in the women’s bathroom moments later and walks in on Jenaveve while she’s taking a dump. Things get ridiculous in seconds as Stormy pins her reluctant partner against the stall and fucks her with a vibrator to the tune of Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata.” No joke.

Additionally, there were a few scenes rich in plot but because they’re presented in a compilation film format they’re all taken completely out of context. If you’re into wall-to-wall viewing then this flaw can easily be overlooked, but for the rest of you, it’s clear that it’ll only add to your confusion.

Scattered throughout this film were a few palatable scenes. Carmen Hart's segment, for example, was actually quite good. Carmen is a hot brunette in bangs and she's seen sucking her partner's dick in a bathroom. Oddly enough the bathroom sex theme runs rampant throughout the flick and the next scene featuring Carmen Luvana is shot in, you guessed it, a bathroom. Her vignette comes from New Girls In Town and is completely masturbatory. This one was slightly above average and bears mentioning since Carmen has an exceptionally tight body with c-cup tits and the face of an angel. Another fairly decent masturbation scene shows blonde bombshell, Jessica Drake playing with herself while on the toilet.

There were also a few more all girl sex scenes and the best one features Haley Paige and Jayna Oso. Their clip was taken from Getting Personal and kicks off with the two hotties decked out in lingerie and leather. Most of these scenes were passable however, including the lesbian scene featuring Misty Rain and PJ Sparxx. The two of them are over-the-hill eyesores with pierced nipples and were filmed parading in a hot tub. Not very tasteful, if you ask me.

Later, PJ Sparxx returns with Jay Ashley. Jay ends up inserting a steel hose in the ass of our starlet and proceeds to pump her full of a few gallons of water (much like filling a beaten up Buick with premium). The rest of the scene involves plenty of oral and then comes to a close with the inevitable pop shot. Then there was a scene taken from a flick called Just My Imagination, which looks like it was shot on a camcorder. The footage was grainy and absolutely awful and to top it off the cameraman appears to be stricken with epilepsy-he simply could not keep still during the shooting.

Potty Mouth ends with a scene taken from the plottie Candelabra and features Exotica and Chris Cannon. Chris is tied and bound in a bathtub and Exotica talks to him for what seems like an eternity. The whole time the dialogue is reminiscent of Stephen King’s Misery and proved to be exceptionally creepy. I couldn’t tell if Exotica was going to fuck Chris or club him like a helpless baby seal. Truly horrific.

Of course there were several more included scenes that weren’t discussed, but by now, I think you get the point. In the end, this movie proved to be a huge disappointment. Sure, it has a lot of scenes to choose from, but it doesn’t help that the majority of the featured segments are of a poor quality and showcase boring sex. Watch this feature at your own risk.