|Title: Farm Fresh
Director: Brian Mills
Cast: Adam Kubrick, Drago Lembeck, Eric Flower, Jak Black, Petr Majer, Peter Stallion, Robert Wild, Thomac Cruise, Samuel Dolce
Genres:: Gay, Anal, European, Oral, Uncircumcised
Reviewer: Daniel Kelly
Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
As with a majority of European films, Farm Fresh is filled with clean cut young men with great body tone, who all look just as sexy in faded jeans chopping wood outside a barn as they do in the nude, popping wood inside a barn. The focus is on fair-haired men with little to no body fuzz, having threesomes. The film contains only three sex scenes and is mostly about the aesthetic beauty of man-on-man action, because it is all standard vanilla sex. This is definitely porn-lite.
The threesome between Drago Lembeck, Peter Stallion and lone dark-haired cast member Samuel Dolce is a sizzler. Lembeck is taking a nap when the other two find him and just ravage him with their mouths. He gets sucked off while his ass is being fingered and multiple blow jobs are passed around. The scene takes off when Lembeck is on all fours, sucking one cock while his pretty round booty gets licked. Wait until you see his pert butt in the air, getting leapfrogged by both of his buddies.
A super sexy way to begin the movie is with stunningly built blond Petr Majer wielding an axe outside a barn. When less built Jak Black arrives, there’s some incredibly sexy body slamming as they bump torsos. Majer sucks Black’s thick downward curved cock as adorable Thomac Cruise masturbates nearby. The threesome looks fantastic in a circle jerk while still in their jeans (Black’s cumshot is a must-see), and Cruise is the perfect choice for bottom boy to his two friends, but there are no real sparks to the sex.
Ironically, it is my favorite scene that morphs into my least favorite. It involves the beefiest of the bunch, Eric Flower, who looks stunning leaning up against a wall stroking his uncut meat when young Robert Wild strolls up and drops to his knees to service the stud. There’s a teasing moment in which Wild sucks on Flower’s bulging bicep, ready to move to his hairless arm pit, but the camera cuts away! Flower looks just as sexy sucking Wild’s long cock, then having the younger man fuck his face as he stays still—Yowsah! Twinkish Adam Kubick arrives and changes the atmosphere significantly—pretty much spoiling the masculine energy that was building.
Blowjobs are exchanged all around, then Kubick is bent over a tractor wheel. There’s some fun action of his surprisingly fuzzy hole getting poked by two fingers, but it is brief. When he gets fucked by both men (predictable bottom choice) it is Flower who commands all attention as he grabs Kubick’s hips and rides him like a man. If it had remained a twosome, this could have been the one scene to capture a much more butch edge, but in the end, it got watered down into another typical pretty boy sex scene—a fairly robotic presentation.
This is a significantly generic title from Titanmen. Sure, the men are all gorgeous, fine-bodied, light-haired European cuties, but with only three scenes, all of them threesomes, all involving the basic suck-rim-fuck formula, the movie is over just when you really start to get turned on.
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