Title: The Chest Studio: TitanMen Director: Brian Mills Cast: Cole Ryan, Cliff Rhodes, Danny Vox, Deigo De La Hoya, Eric Masterson, Felipe Carson, Nick Marino, Simon Angel, Tamas Eszterhazy, Steve Trevor Genres:: Gay, Anal, Hairy, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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Smart marketing of this Titan DVD. The title The Chest appears right under Titan exclusive Cliff Rhodes’ muscular chest on the front cover. Gives you the impression this movie is going to focus on round, swelling pecs. Actually, ‘the chest’ refers to a box that is the guiding plot device. But who cares? We’re looking for sex, not story! And get it. And this isn’t false advertising, because there is plenty of man chest to be had, as well as gorgeous faces, plump penises and juicy round bubble butts.

Based on my personal preference for rough, beefy, hairy, more mature looking men, I’m going to do the unthinkable. I am going to admit that my absolute favorite scene in this movie is the only one featuring two young pretty boys. Why? Because once I look past the boyish faces and smooth lean bodies (ho-hum) I see some spectacular sex caught on camera. In a little attic hideaway on separate mattresses, Simon Angel and Cole Ryan begin a game of solo masturbation, teasing us for the real action. They move to the same mattress and get into numerous 69 positions to give each other head—and wait until you see Ryan shoot his load (puts a smile on Angel’s face).

But the real joy of this scene is when Ryan gets on all fours to show off an adorably pert and wonderfully HAIRY ass! Surprise surprise! If you love hairy butt being licked, fingered, and penetrated by a thick, long cock, you are going to come back to this phenomenal anal sex scene again and again. It does everything right. Angel treats that hairy hole like the treasure it is, and then flip flops to bottom.

It’s difficult to isolate another “favorite” scene. They are all fantastic. I’d have to say to get myself into a healthy denial about loving a scene with two pretty boys, I vote next for the scene featuring thick, dark and hairy Nick Marino. What a man. Meaty ass, built but not obnoxiously ripped muscles, and a fuzzy chest that gets creamed on by tattooed, rough trader Tamas Eszterhazy. And lucky Tamas gets to bend over and be penetrated by the bulky piece o’ heaven. Marino fucks like a top man should, making those faces that are just saying, “Oh yeah, I’m giving it to you good you little bottom bitch!” And he looks delicious when he drops his balls down on Tamas’s face and sprays a mess of jiz on the smaller man’s chest.

This doesn’t mean the other two scenes—both threesomes—are any less brilliant. For some fantastic oral and plenty of hair, go directly to the threesome between Danny Vox, Eric Masterson and Cliff Rhodes. Rhodes has a DENSE cock. It is just begging to be sucked, and his two buddies drop to their knees and do just that. Plus, Vox’s hairy ass is worshipped, by tongues, fingers—and Vox’s groans make it clear that Rhodes’ cock isn’t just for sucking. For some uncut cock, rougher more intense action and some Latin beef, check out the first scene. Diego de la Hoya and Felipe Carson make a meal out of Steve Trevor, chocking him with cock, spanking, then deep finger fucking and licking his bubble ass. Same goes for Carson’s gorgeous ass, a pleasant surprise, since he doesn’t exactly look like a bottom—but is he EVER.

Man’s men, great asses, great cocks, great sex, great footage. The Chest is exactly what a porn movie is meant to be.