|Title: Memoirs of a Modern Day Geisha
Director: Jennifer James
Cast: Kaiya Lynn, Mika Tan, Annie Cruz, Nyomi Zen, Lana Croft, Nick Manning, Tommy Gunn, Kyle Stone, Rob Fontana, Mayumi Nakayama, Frank Castle, Andrew Bish, Dick Hertz
Genres:: Asian, Anal, Cumshots, Plot
Reviewer: SexHerald Staff
Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Memoirs of a Modern Day Geisha plays respectfully upon the centuries old Japanese tradition of servitude, sensuality, art, and grace in a way that only adult entertainment sovereign Larry Flint could. Flint, the proprietor of VCA Pictures knocked one out of the ball park with this light and airy tale; Memoirs of a Modern Day Geisha is like a popsicle on a 90 degree summer day: cool, wet, refreshing, and easily inserted. Director Jennifer James lays before the viewer a libidinous feast, of contemporary lust, betrayal, and family honor.
The movie opens with heroine Suri, delightfully portrayed by Kaiya Lynn, immersed in a sex dream. Suri, the daughter of a former geisha and a white business man fantasy fucks her suitor with vim and vigor. Though virginal, Suri silently takes “Mr. Fantasy Fuck’s” cock and pumps it with her creamy tight pussy giving relatable pleasure. She deliciously engages in the reverse cowgirl, and director Jennifer James captures it perfectly. After climaxing the dream suitor cums on Suris’ chest, rubbing the tip of his penis against her sticky warm nipple.
Unfortunately, before Suri can dream round two, good friend Mika Tan wakes her for her naughty slumber. Tans’ whole being screams come fuck me, which is why she is the bad girl influence in conservative Suris‘s life. The ladies discuss current events such as the financial problems that plague Suri’s gambling addicted father and the looming threat of his arch nemesis Noki - san, a crime boss whose past obsession with Suris mother, may compromise our protagonist's well guarded hymen. She laments her virginity, and what it means to be the modern day daughter of a deceased geisha. Suri, it seems, wants nothing more than to give her hot virgin fun box to her father’s business associate Robert; oh, what is a young family orientated virgin to do?
Mika Tan alerts Suri to the sexual fun she’s been missing by regaling her with her latest sexcapade, a warehouse romp. Tan, wearing patten leather platform stilettos and thigh-high fishnets demands satisfaction and gets it. She is an energetic performer, who authoritatively plays a game of sexual one-ups-manship with her partner. Mika sucks cock with a dangerous glint in her eye; lustfully keeping her partner and the viewer on edge awaiting the next plateau to which her oral pleasures will take them. Dominantly, Tan takes it in the ass and pussy like she wrote the book on savage pleasures.
Director James gives the viewer time to recover from the labored breath inducing warehouse romp by introducing the film's sinister force, Noki-san. He is a man on a mission: years ago Suri's father stole her geisha mother from Noki-san and he wants reparations; Noki-san won't stop until he posseses Suris hard-won 'mizu-age' (the Japanese term for auctioned/bought virginity). He hatches a dubious plan that will force Suri to bend to his sex crazed will. Noki San celebrates his genius by proving that even bad guys know how to lay the pipe. He fucks a cute young secretary, and in a well-timed move tells her “you gonna like it when I cum on your face, which is right now!” He then dismisses his plaything who clearly would like to partake in another of his cum infused Oil of Olay facials, and implements his mission.
Noki-san forces Suri to become a trained geisha by buying all of her fathers property and debt. Noki-san also takes her loved ones hostage. Backed into a proverbial corner with nothing to do but lube up, bend over, and grab her ankles, Suri begins her training at her mothers hanamichi (geisha quarters). Like most young ladies sent away to school, Suri embarks on a journey of self-discovery. She is taught by the most revered of all geishas, learning how to stand, walk, and make hand movements like a proper geisha. Outwardly troubled by her impending and unwanted fuckfest Suri is comforted by a young geisha trainer who invites her to watch as she fucks her way into a lesbianic haze. Suri’s voyeuristic tendencies are awoken and she enjoys the erotic pleasures awaiting her once she becomes Noki-san's concubine.
On the evening she is to become one with Noki-san, Suri is bathed and dressed by her trainer, who gives her approval and encourages her to submit. Entering the room and beginning the ritual, Suri completely gives herself to Noki-san only to be pleasantly surprised. The man waiting in the shadows, the imposing threat of pressed flesh and loosened lips is none other than Robert the man Suri has lusted after. He quickly explains that Noki-san has been taken care of, and he and Suri are free make each others’ toes curl. Suri, overcome with joy and years of frustration, fucks Robert like a wild beast. She moans and sways to the rhythm of his penis and uses language that most virgins don't know.
Memoirs Of A Modern Day Geisha is an entertaining film. It has a little something for everyone. “Geisha” is reminiscent of early adult films, it’s plot driven and gives the performers a chance to stretch their acting chops. The bonus section features an 80’s inspired sex talk line, a slide show and some nice teasers for up-coming films. Memoirs Of A Modern Day Geisha will make you want to don a kimono and find new functions for chopsticks. MemoirsofaModernDayGeisha
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