|Title: Lauren Phoenix's Fuck Me
Studio: Evil Empire
Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Kylie Ireland, Haley Paige, Taylor Rain, Ariana Jollee, Angelica Sin, Melissa Lauren, Roxy Jezel, Sophia, Jayna Oso, Eve Lawrence, Lee Stone, Joel Lawrence
Genres:: Anal, Double Penetration, Orgy
Reviewer: Sexherald Staff
Reviewed by Sexherald Staff
To begin, just take a look at the breadth of talent on this one DVD. That’s right, the sheer depth of people that went into the production of this one film is nearly staggering. It’s not enough to have Lauren Phoenix in film all by herself, no, they had to go and get extra help, just in case she wasn’t enough. My mind is still swimming.
The film opens with Lauren dialoguing the objective of the film while she’s being penetrated anally by Anthony Hardwood. She’s wearing her best orange midriff rugby shirt and nothing below it, until she decides there’s been enough introduction, and Anthony and Mr. Marco get on to the DP action. She takes them both for a ride, and drains both their fuel tanks before they unload into her beautifully curled blonde locks. After that, she is the segue material between scenes as she alternately performs vignettes and introduces the theme for the next scene.
Jayna Oso stole my heart in the next scene. A medium angle shot catches her and buddy Haley Paige in a deserted hangar with their shortened, greasy flight suits half unbuttoned, and a table top full of interesting, shiny, anal toys. Never one to procrastinate, Jayna rips open the bottom of Haley’s outfit, and gets to work lubing her up for the initial penetration. A speculum appears, gives her the leverage she needs to be able to pump more lube deeper into her openness with an oil can, then it’s on to the larger chromed dildo that is just too big to fit into such a tight spot.
Some of the other toys aren’t, however, and the two warm each other up until Joel Lawrence appears on the scene, carrying just the tool that the girls have been missing. He makes sure to tighten a few screws, and, after Haley delivers the ordinance, Jayna reaches assgasm at Mach .69. These two girls are a natural pair, hey Evil Angel, can we get more of this please?
The major crowd pleaser in more ways than one for this DVD is going to have to be the orgy scene. Ariana Jollee, Angelica Sin, Kylie Ireland, Melissa Lauren, Sophia, and Roxy Jezel take on a team of male talent in one of the most active gangbang scenes I’ve ever seen. It goes on for what seems like forever, and when it’s over, you’re not really sure how you’ll ever be able to sleep again. Ariana gets the anal double stuff treatment, expensive costumery is elegantly destroyed, and Brian Surewood, ever the archetype, gets so hot under the collar that he has to take off his trademark bandana. Now that’s cooking with steam.
As I write this, my throat is still dry, my hands sweat, and I think that I may have to lay in a bed of ice this evening. You will too, once you click the VOD button to the right. LaurenPhoenix'sFuckMe
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