M. Napolitano is a recent college graduate currently teaching at a private academy for elementary schoolers in New York. A warm, friendly, aspiring sexpert, she’s currently putting together applications to study human sexuality this Fall. For now, though, she’s simply biding her time casually reading up on the subject and gathering as much personal “data” with her boyfriend as she humanly can. When not horny—er, studying—she spends her time as an amateur astronomer, avid comic book geek, and aimless hiker through all her local state parks.