Reviewed by M. Blythe
With Wild Instincts Padded Sling, you get to be a wildcat in the bedroom (or on the floor or the kitchen counter). It's a super safe and fun way for beginners to jump into some light bondage that's not scary at all. You'll definitely need to grab a partner for this game.
The Velcro restraints make for easy on/off, as well as quick and easy switching of positions. The straps were fully adjustable and self-explanatory, so there was nothing confusing. There's not an inch of hardcore leather anywhere in sight, so it doesn't look frightening (and it's even vegetarian-friendly).
The faux leopard fuzzy fabric made me feel so naughty in a good way. Being strapped together made it a little more wild, I suppose. And the noise this apparatus made—the subtle clinking of metal—was a genuine turn on; pretty damn hot, indeed. It reminded me slightly of handcuffs in terms of the restraint factor and the metal-on-metal sound effect.
My favorite thing about this sling (besides the creative evening of sex that ensued due to its introduction) was that this puppy comes with a visual guide! This was even better than instructions. It was quite easy to replicate a position by flipping through the booklet, and we even made up a few variations of our own. This meant we didn't have to waste valuable sex time reading up on how the hell to work this contraption. You simply look at the pic, have your playmate strap you in and enjoy the ride.
The packaging says "for fun furry bondage" and I would have to agree. From the visual guide, I can personally tell you that the cover position was quite nice as was page 1. And if you really must know… pages 2, 7, 11 and 13 were amazing, but page 8 rocked my bondage-for-beginners world.
I was a little more into it than my partner was to be honest, but that was because I was the one wearing the restraints most of the time—less thinking for me, just animal instinct fucking.
Would I do it again? Oh, yes! Tie me up and flip me over any day in any way.
Would he do it again? Yes, but this sling would be better the more you use it, because practice would make it easier to conquer the positions without thinking about it. He wanted our bodies to be bound, but his mind was bound almost as much as our bodies were.
Okay baby, practice makes perfect; back to the kitchen counter—meow! WildInstinctsPaddedSling
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