Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
The doctors are right. Fruit is an important part of any diet. So is exercise. Well done and done if you are making sex with Wet's fruit-flavored multi-pack of lubes. All eight of the delicious flavors are a sexual daiquiri waiting to happen. This all-inclusive package delivers wild blueberry, sweet cherry, pina colada, passion fruit punch, fresh mango, tropical fruit, wine grape and kiwi strawberry. It makes me wonder why banana got left out of the mix. Too clichéd, maybe?
I am a firm believer in the power and sexiness of using lubrication. I preach its positive points with a evangelistic fury. I found WET brand lubes several years ago and prefer it over its slippery competition. It’s got a good stickiness factor. Thick enough to hang around for the duration of the bumping and grinding, but not so overly sticky that it leaves you stuck to the sheets in the morning. The bottles dote on the fact that the lube “feels delicious.” I, for one, love feeling delicious especially when I am naked or wearing some kind of sexy nurse’s outfit or a perhaps a ball gag, but the even better and sexier news is that the lubes taste delicious as well! When you pop the bottle open, a fruity odor fills the room. It smells like you’re frolicking in a farmer’s market, and the flavor makes it taste like you are getting down in a candy store. Small doses are tasty but I wouldn’t go using it on my snow cone, and not to worry diabetics (and those prone to infections) this tasty love grease is sugar free!
I gave my lucky lady of the night a blind taste test of all the flavors, her favorite being the pina colada. She always was a lush. As we got down to business, the Passion Fruit lube got away from us and the entire bottle leaked onto the bed spread. It smelled like we were making love in the punch bowl at prom. Which would normally be a sexy thought, but once it got all over the floor and a mop was needed it was less sexy and more sloppy.
Mixing and matching the flavors is a fun way to make a fornicating fruit salad, just make sure to properly close the bottles in between applications. Any product from the WET family is the best pick lube-wise and when there is a fruity bonus, well that only makes getting your bones jumped that much more fun. WETFlavoredLubricant8-Pack
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