Reviewed by M. Blythe
Adam & Eve: I'm curious of your intention here. The five-piece Waterproof Couples Kit with Silky Finishes and Silicone Rings was in my opinion a couples kit not meant for couples. Don't get me wrong; I totally get that everyone likes to put things into their lover's small dark friendly places, but this seems a bit overkill in the couples kit department. I thought it might be better packaged as a female pack of play toys with two cock rings thrown in just in case a penis or two comes prancing by—not that there's anything wrong with that. Let's take a peek at the pretty pastel purple items individually.
Vibe: I found the shape interesting, the 7 inches fulfilling and it was very smooth in my most intimate of places, but what killed it for me was the sound. It was the loudest contraption I have ever heard, although what do they expect designing the damn thing with 2 C batteries. That's some poorly misguided use of fire power, an unnecessary weapon of mass destruction, wasted punch plus a lot of hoopla. We had to insert the thing so quickly (before I was totally begging for it) just to muffle all that unnecessary racket.
And, who actually has C batteries these days? At least most kitchen junk drawers have at least a pack of AAs, but C’s? Not a chance; that's so 1980s. I had to go out to purchase my C's before play time, which just annoyed me. This vibe was inferior to a lot of other vibes, mostly due to noise level, plus the Dial-A-Vibe Control Base was subpar.
It's way too hard to navigate the different speed settings with lubed up fingers, might as well only have one setting.
The two ultra soft and super stretchy Silicone Cock Rings looked more like those rubbery children's finger puppets from back in the day. However, I was amazed at the super stretching ability. At first glance, I thought NO WAY is this miniscule cock ring that is snug on my pinky finger going to fit around that nice hard…well, you know.
Okay, so my guy stretched it sufficiently, put it on and when I hopped on top I honestly couldn't really feel much difference. He liked the feel of it hugging his hard on, but it did nothing for me; perhaps more appropriate for a post-coital puppet show, but not for my entertainment in the sexual realm.
Now, the Duo Balls with handy retrieval cord were an adventure. If you're not familiar, they are two little balls with bobbling weights inside that can be inserted vaginally and can be very good for practicing kegel exercises. Does this suddenly feel like a medical brochure, instead of a sex toy review? There's a reason for that. I thought the Duo Balls are a great toy to play with so that I will hopefully not be cursed with incontinence and lady problems when I am all grown up in my 90s. I have often heard of the stimulating sexual experiences that Duo Balls can provide, but I felt a little like I was exercising my hoo-haa. Just like I don't like people staring at me while working my ass off in the gym, I don't want company while I'm squeezing mini barbells IN my business. Next time, I'll play with them by myself.
By far, the best in kit award goes to my new little buddy the Silky Finish Multi-Speed Egg with Soft Touch 4 Speed Remote. Playing with this egg was quite an interesting way of practicing my surface technique and also great when I needed a little deeper exploration. It was simple to switch between speeds 1-4 and each speed led to a whole other level of happy. The remote control that was ergonomic and user friendly, had my hand in control and my girlie parts buzzing. I will definitely be using the egg again.
Overall, the silky finish of the toys in the kit felt supple and pleasing. The toys are waterproof and the purple color was cute, but I still think I'd use these toys much more by myself than with a partner. WaterproofCouplesKit
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