Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Shopping for sex toys can sometimes land you in places named "Zone de Erotica" and can be somewhat intimidating. Luckily, you can wander into your local mall's Fredrick's of Hollywood and find Vivid Entertainment's official glass sex toy. The Crystal Rose is made by a company named Phallix Glass, who promises a hand-made, medical-grade Pyrex glass toy that is built to last a lifetime. Now, that's a lot of sex.
This dong clocks in at 7 inches long and about an inch in diameter. The shaft head is considerably girthier, which felt really good when inserted. This handsome piece is chic, and perfectly curved to pleasure the elusive G-Spot, or (for the more adventurous) hitting the anus's G-spot.
When I started banging away, I realized the arch of the glass not only allowed my G-Spot to get a hot and hard massage, my clit was also getting a healthy rub down every time the dildo went in and out of my honey pot. These Vivid Girls really did know all the secrets. The glassware comes with an appealing pink and white velvet bag for safe storage and can discreetly fit in a purse, night stand, gym bag or wherever you could use a little help from your toy friends.
This pleasure wand is aptly named the Crystal Rose because of its precious frosty glass rose at the bottom. This built-in bonus is perfect for using as a handle during play and is uber-helpful, because once a crystal cock gets lubed up and put into action it gets more slippery than a politician. The gripping rose can help you or your partner continue the sexual ebb and flow without dropping the dildo and having to fumble around the bed for wet glass or having to fish it out when the action really gets hot.
Tip #1: To ensure a second date or simply to avoid a police record, inspect your glassware before insertion. Just remember: nicks and chips cause tears and cuts.
Rubber vs. glass: Glass is a much easier material to clean than the porous rubber dildos. For the ultimate multi-taskers, the Glass Rose is dishwasher safe! Glass is more sensitive to weather changes, which can liven up the sex party. A few minutes in the freezer or a warm bowl of water can really give some pop to the pussy. Make sure to give your partner a heads up! And be forewarned, this toy can get really cold really fast so make sure it only spends a couple minutes in the freezer or you're liable to lose a clit to frostbite!
Aside from the elegance of using the Crystal Rose, the feeling of a hard, clean glass dildo is a refreshing change and is just as, if not more, orgasmic as your run-of-the-mill rubber dildo variety. TheCrystalRose
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