Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
“You want it harder? Faster?” Let’s face it; talking dirty while getting your orifices plundered is just plain sexy. “Call me daddy. You like it right there? Now it’s your turn to take it from behind!” Just about anything said during those intimate moments help heat up the nasty action and can lead to kinkier positions and freakier orgasms. But what is one to do on those lonely nights? I, for one, talk to my sex toys, but unfortunately they don’t talk back. That is until I got introduced to the Talking Head vibrator.
This sex toy will dirty talk from the beginning to the end of your self-sexing session. With interchangeable sound chips, you can get your bones jumped by “slow riding Koby” or “Getting Down with Don.” Every oh-so-sexable persona you could think of is covered with the sound chips that are sold separately. Suppose you want Tony to get tough? You can even get your fill of foreign dick with French Boy, Jean-Phillipe. Oui Oui. The kicker is when you hit the button to speed up the shaking sextrument the voice gets more excited and kinkier. By the highest level he or she is damn near shooting their load with you.
The insertable portion of the toy is your standard issue rabbit vibrator. But for any lucky lady that has rammed herself with a rabbit, she knows when it comes to a rabbit style vibrator there is no such thing as standard issue. A friend of mine dated her rabbit exclusively for months and they seemed to have a good, healthy relationship. I can only imagine how long the love affair would have lasted if the rotating and shaking dildo actually dirty talked her to orgasm. The head twirls around hitting repeatedly against all the right walls and spots in your pussy while the vibrator quakes hard and pleasurably against your willing clit. Its constant, hard pressure brings you to a quivering climax time after time.
Just being introduced to the public last year and like any new product to the market, Taking Head still has a few kinks to work out. The buttons were small, close together, and stubborn. This got frustrating when I was getting close to an orgasm, French style, and desired to take it up to a higher intensity. I had to push the buttons several times before getting Jean-Phillipe to sex me up a notch. The speaker is at the bottom of the base and the volume doesn’t get as loud as one would want. It will leave you straining to hear the seductive way Courtney Cumz says the word “pussy.” Talking Head’s large base is top heavy, although it allows for a good grip on the dong, it could easily break into two.
Before the introduction of Talking Head, the only talking rabbit you could see was in a Disney movie. This inventive toy is original and fun. You can’t cum wrong with this powerful vibrator, it is a pleasure to the eye, pussy, and clit.
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