Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
I’ll own up to it: I am an extremely ticklish person. Get me going and you’re liable to get a foot in your chest in my haphazard escape. This does not make for very sexy bedside manner. I have also had bad luck with taffy. Most of it ends up stuck to the roof of my mouth and in extreme taffy incidents I end up losing a tooth. If the name Taffy Tickler wasn’t appealing to me, the thought of sticking this particular dildo in me was downright frightening. Hundreds of soft spikes line this long, skinny vibrator making it visually reminiscent of a medieval torture device but in playful baby blue and white colors. I was unsure if I wanted to rub the Taffy Tickler on me, let alone stick it in me.
The spikes are made of a silicone that feel soft and are pliable to the touch, relieving most fears of interior bleeding whilst inserted into my tender orifice. It was a rather unique feeling, actually. Once the batteries are in place, the vibe on this pussy jammer is nice; alternating speeds was easy, making those sensual spikes dance. With a bulbous head and long skinny shaft, putting this up you would be fun going in and fun coming out.
The packaging suggest this to be my ideal bath buddy but due to the fact that I live in a run-of-the-mill New York apartment, my bathtub was not exactly made for long incense-infused romantic candlelit baths. Or even proper drainage. So due to health concerns we kept the tickler in the bedroom. Speaking on the topic of health concerns, this toy has a lot of places for bacteria and germs and all things infectious to hide. For every tickle happy spike, there are hard-to-clean crevices. Any hypochondriac’s worst nightmare.
I worked hard at getting the dildo as clean as I could, (I’m not an aforementioned hypochondriac, just thorough…) imagine me furiously scrubbing every indention with a toothbrush (I could be crying at the time if that is what you are into).We got as naked, hot, and bothered as two sluts in love could manage without popping our rocks off too soon and started to play with Taffy Tickler. Keeping the play outside the box for a bit, we teased and taunted our pussy lips with the shaking stick. The little dollops of silicone shook feverishly causing stimulating pressure against the oh-so-ultra sensitive clit. Sliding a couple fingers in my girl’s pink taco with the tickler taking care of her clit brought her to a particularly violent orgasm. My favorite kind.
It was time for insertion. Like any sex toy, you should not pass any unwashed toy back and forth. This is especially true with this dirty little boy. I decided to take it up my woo-ha. The larger tip felt good as it pushed through and deep inside. The vibration was stimulating but something was missing. It seems when those little pointy pyramids get inside you, they aren’t as tantalizing. I could feel bumps, sure, but it was rather anticlimactic.
The Taffy Tickler is fun to look at, fun to hold, a novelty really that you will want to show off to your friends but due to the question of proper cleaning, you may not want to stick in your friends. Or yourself, really. Keep this dildo in the shallow side of your love pool and enjoy the sensation, the spikes will flourish and bring your happy holes joy, but when submerged into the deep end the buzzing spikes seems to drown. SiliconeTaffyTicklerWaterBuddy
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