Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
I have a confession to make, and I think I am not alone on this one. I’m guessing that many people, both old and young, share the same horny fantasy of a raunchy romp with a tight, young coed girl. I spent many a night dreaming of bedding my very own college girl, or two or three. They are playful, funny and extremely slutty, especially after a couple of wine coolers.
Like most things sexual for me, I take what I can get. In this case, I am sitting here with a naked and ready-for-sexing college girl. Who cares if she is inflatable? Professor’s Pet is life-sized, she has sexy long black hair and smart glasses, and her holes are in the right places. She passes my test.
The first thing Professor’s Pet says to you, well, she can’t talk—she is a blow-up doll, so it’s printed on the box with quotations, “Give me an anatomy lesson I’ll never forget.” Oh yeah, I’m no scientist but I do know the hip bone is connected to the vagina bone. Hubba, hubba. Forget Lars and the Real Girl, its Tobly and the College Girl. Professor’s Pet and I are adorable together. We will do all those college activities you see in the movies, like share a coffee in the courtyard, play intramural sports, reverse cowboy. I have found my coed and I don’t need to spend my money on cheap flavored wine drinks to get her to spread those perfectly inflated legs. And she comes with a foot pump!
I have reviewed love dolls in the past but I have yet to let one get past second base. I attribute my prudish behavior to the fact that they both had foot long inflated cocks shaped like rolling pins. Do not want. We’ll stick with the heavy petting. But Professor’s Pet, she is different. She’s got me wanting to go all the way. Take her to school. Stick things in her. I really do miss college.
With any inflatable lover, you have to have a really strong and willing suspension of disbelief. Or just be that hard up. The Professor’s Pet is at the higher end of the love doll selection. Let’s check out her report card.
Her nipples are hard and begging to be sucked and licked. I give them an A+.
Professor’s Pet mouth really bucks the traditional blow-up doll standard. This is a mouth hole not meant for entering. You can hardly get a few fingers in. I wouldn’t stick my tongue in. And I really wouldn’t suggest trying to shove your junk in there. But her lips are precious and much more appeasing than the perpetually shocked look of most blow-up dolls, so I have to give that tight mouth a B-.
Let’s take a moment and talk about pubic hair. I am an avid beaver eater, but I am not getting anywhere close to munching on this pink plastic taco. The prosthetic pubic hair is short and whiskery. Not inviting and soft, but hard and prickly. Girlfriend needs to have a waxing party with her sorority sisters. If you were to lick it before you stick it, be careful. First of all, you can’t gratify something that isn’t alive so you really don’t need to waste your time with this step. And we are talking rash inducing plastic pubes here. They get a hard F.
The pussy lips are astonishingly life like. They feel good, once you forge past the dangerous pubic prickly patch. The inside of Professor’s Pet pussy is open and textured. Inviting, really. You are going to have to use a good amount of lube to get anything up her easily and the old in and out may take the first and second layers of skin off your cock. Same goes for the anus hole. I give them both a D because sticking your dick in a jar of mayonnaise might be a better alternative. Both options would do the job but may leave you feeling a little on the desperate side.
Extra credit alert! Professor’s Pet is always the overachiever. She is trying to make up for her lackluster grades with an extra bonus hole just above her ass meant for housing the included multi-speed love bullet. This is to replicate “the real feel of a quivering freshman vagina.” I have been a freshman in college. And I can assure you that my pussy never quivered like that. Not even when it was taco night in the cafeteria. And I loved taco night.
Feeling somewhat deflated? Don’t be. You never want your coed girlfriend to get the best grades. She needs to focus on being your sex slave. Professor’s Pet is fun, she is frisky, and you never have to apologize for shooting your load on her face.
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