Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Every girl has a few essentials: the little black cocktail dress, a morning routine, her birth control method, and a vibrator. The pocket rocket is a must-have for any lady that has a vagina. The clit BEGS to be shook up and tossed around rather violently from time to time, especially when you are getting penetrated by the object of choice in the hole of your choice.
When saving money is now sexy, you need a vibrator that is cost-effective and orgasm guaranteed. Playtoy’s Love Bullets are like little pastel-colored vibrating Easter eggs in your sexual basket. And by basket I mean vagina.
If you are looking for an affordable, durable, playfully colored and designed vibrator, this is it! I use mine when I need a clit quickie. The bullets are connected by a long, wiry cord to the handle that has a sliding scale to adjust the power level of the bullet, from medium shaking all the way to so-fast-your-clit-might-fall-off fast. The highest setting brings an almost embarrassing amount of shaking. There is such a thing as too much. (I never thought I would say that.)
About these little shaking eggs of pleasure… first off, I would like you to note that these are all named “love” bullets. That is precious. These little guys don’t want to bang you; they want to make looooove to you. The Love Bullet is a nice, round standard issue vibe. The Mini Love Bullet is thinner than the others. It is good at staying put in crevasses and cracks and packs the same punch despite its smaller size. The Double Love Bullet splits into two twin bullets that can be shared or used to make a clit sandwich or slid back to entertain the ass. It is the Mary Kate and Ashley of vibrators.
As for the long, wiry cord I mentioned, I am not a fan. This may be my personal opinion but I am usually opposed to the toys that are connected to their power source by a cumbersome cord. It feels a little too 1988. It is reminiscent of a corded telephone, knotted up and always needing jerking and detangling. It screams: Technology has jumped leaps and bounds and here I am with my $10 vibrator with the cord wrapping around my leg, my arm, the cat. It just seems so unnecessary in the age of affordable wireless technology.
But who knows, maybe you like to keep it cheap and old school. It could trigger memories of the past that could give you the orgasms that hi-def porn just can’t. Here is the advantage with a long cord: your play partner can control the speed from across the bed, teasing you into wanting more and cutting off the vibe just before you come, starting it back up and bringing you back to life like a little clit defibrillator!
Who doesn’t love some good, cheap fun? When times are tough and every penny counts, why not go less expensive and get something that will work hard for you? You certainly get your money’s worth with the Love Bullets. They deliver what they promise. They might not be the toys you keep prominently displayed on your nightstand for all to see but you can keep it hidden in your drawer like a secret stash of coupons you don’t admit you use. Your thrifty secrets are safe with me.
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