Reviewed by M. Walansky
We all remember the episode of Seinfeld where George ingeniously discovered that food and sex are cosmically linked. We, of course, always knew this, though. Who hasn’t had fantasies of submerging their love muffin in a vat of hot fudge? Or, licking of gobs of whipped cream?
Play Pens Edible Body Paints takes this dynamic a step further by allowing you to draw on your partner, and then indulge in your results. Whether your flavor of choice is green apple, cherry, blue raspberry, or strawberry, you can play with ease—just squeeze the paint, brush onto your (or your partner’s) body, and then lick (or suck) to your heart’s content.
Painting our friends was a lot of fun when we were kids, so why not paint our grown-up friends? The canvas is a lot sexier now, of course (we hope), and while painting on each other you can be messy or clean, and then clean up. The taste isn’t exactly authentically fruity, but more like sugar-created fruit flavors. Still, it’s good and tasty, and if you were looking for a real meal, you wouldn’t be naked and smiling, would you?
I have a weakness for all things sweet, and the fun of pairing that with sex is a no-brainer for me. Plus, for those of you watching your calories, there is certain comfort in knowing that you are burning the calories of your indulgence as you indulge. It’s a sweet freebie, with sex as a bonus gift.
The clean-up? If your sloppy lips miss some of the paint, it doesn’t seem to be a big deal. The sugary sweetness washes out of sheets (or wherever else it lands) pretty easily with a normal wash cycle, and while a slight aftertaste may remain on your tongue, we are confident you will find something to wash it out with.
The edible body paint works even if you don’t have a partner. Sure, you may not want to strain your neck by licking paint off your very own tender bits, but feel free to use it as grown-up finger paints for your walls. Scroll out some aggressions. It will relieve tension so well, you’ll think you have a partner after all. PlayPensEdibleBodyPaints
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