Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
A few years ago, a girlfriend of mine preached the gospel of using lube abundantly whilst boning. She showed me the slippery way and I thank her every day for broadening my world and vagina. I love lube so much I have played with the idea of using it in interesting non-sexual ways. A little bit of lube would be a great help around the house. Like when you need to slide heavy things across the floor, or for making a slip and slide for your cats.
Germany is a good place to have sex. I have never been but it must be if the government wants to get in the mix by setting standards for sex enhancers. Pjur Basic lube is water-based, which I prefer because it feels more natural than using silicone sex syrup. I secretly think I am saving the universe one silicone-free sex session at a time. You’re welcome, Mother Nature.
Some lube can be a bit too gel-like, hence the stickiness when it dries. The bottle proudly announced “Klebt garantiert nicht" or guaranteed never sticky. Pjur had a much, much thinner consistency so I used much, much more. The lube held up to its promise about the stickiness but when it did dry it evaporated too quickly. Sometimes a little too quickly, hence the constant reapplication. When we came up for air, I noticed I used half the bottle in one sexing. This was a new record for me. I would have been a bit more distressed if I had paid for the lube. I would have to get the Costco-sized bottle to get through a weekend. The lube is taste and odor free. It seriously has the consistency of one step above water, like jelly water.
I found a website that promised that this product was not tested on animals. Does this happen with other lubricants? Now that would be sexy. And disturbing. The same website promised it to be an “intimate” lubricant. Now, intimacy is important especially if you are ramming a 12-inch dildo into someone. You can get Pjur on Amazon.com (they really do sell everything) for a low price. It goes for about half the price of your standard Astroglides and Wet brands, but since it goes so fast the cost saving might not be there. And Amazon might flag you for constantly buying lube.
A lube of this pureness lacks the chemicals and that is good for those out there with the sensitive skin in those sensitive areas. The packaging is clean and so were my sheets the next day, so this begs the question was the lube bottle half empty or half full?
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