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Volume 6   -   Issue 1
 
Penthouse Variations Bark and Bite Spanker
Product: Penthouse Variations Bark and Bite Spanker
Manufacturer: Topco Sales
Genres:: paddles, miscellaneous BDSM accessories
Reviewer: M. Walansky
Rating: 4 out of 5
Penthouse Variations Bark and Bite Spanker
Reviewed by M. Walansky

Spank me again…

And again…

Oh, excuse me. I have grown so smitten with the Bark and Bike spanker that it’s clouded my ability to have normal human (non-sexual) interaction. Why? OPTIONS.

As I’ve said before, the best products are the ones that give you variety as they help you stretch the boundaries of your traditional comfort zone. This double-sided paddle does just that by being two paddles in one: a hard side that has a wood finish to whack, smack, and sting—thank you very much—and, a softer side that is lined with furry goodness that can be used either to introduce the art of spankage, or for pre-spanking teasing or post-spanking soothing. Both are solidly sensual (the soft has no pain; the hard, a good burn).

I love a good spanking; I take this from my eternal pursuit of ridding myself of the bindings of being a good girl and being one who needs to be punished. However, I’m also very sex-positive and believe in pain only so much as it furthers the pleasure. Happily, both sides of this paddle apply to that edict quite nicely.

The variety doesn’t end with the dual-sided paddle. There are the self-implied options: get spanked by your mate, spank your partner, or take turns. It’s even within the range of options to spank yourself, though that may create a wider scope of cerebral role playing than many of us possess, and I would not suggest it if you have other options.

The paddle is 5 ½ inches wide, making it the perfect size to get a grip on, as well as leave your love mark with. It’s great for enjoying an alternative feeling of pleasure and discipline, if you want to continuously switch back and forth throughout your sex play rather than choose a side. The wooden handle attached to the paddle is very durable, too, which is so important for paddles. Losing your grip and having the paddle slip out of your hands is a surefire mood killer, no matter how hot you or your date may be. This paddle, though, is solid support while still being maneuverable—exactly what you should strive for in your spankers.

Whether you are at the point in your play where you are up for a tease or a serious game of role play, the Bark and Bite spanker may just be the perfect addition to your toy collection.


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