Reviewed by B.I. Laureano
Sometimes when I get a new vibrator to play with and it looks like so many others, I have to convince myself to get excited about it. That was the case for about 10 seconds when I got the new Penthouse® Ultra Powerful Gyrating Massager. It’s got all the things that I love: a silk smooth exterior, phthalate and latex-free materials, multi-speed dial, sleek black color, ribbed shaft and rhinestones! Yes rhinestones, it satisfies the girly-girl part of me and makes a nice presentation, among other things.
The Gyrating Massager’s all 7 inches fits perfectly in any condom I slid on it. It’s almost as if this is what condoms are modeled after, and with that characteristic I’m sure I’m not the only one who will enjoy it!
I sure did fall in love! The silky smooth exterior stayed smooth throughout my play, even after I took the condoms off and even after it dried after washing. I’ll have to admit that my heart kind of sank when I saw that I would need two C batteries (not included). Who has two C batteries lying around? Before I ended up going to the store I checked every flashlight, remote control and older toys to see if I had a stash of C batteries. While I was in line purchasing my batteries all I could think of was that this vibrator was going to be one of the loudest toys ever, heavy, but super powerful!
The two levels of rhinestones are only at the bottom where the turn dial is and where the batteries are held. It easily unscrews and you are greeted with a piece of paper stuck inside of the vibrator instructing you on which way the batteries go in. However, it will take you a second to get the entire piece of paper out, it’s not easy, but it won’t wear you out.
Once the batteries are in you are good to go, a few pounds are added, but there’s something about the massager with its new weight that makes it strong. The rhinestones come in very handy because they can 1. Act as friction to hold the condom down and not have it roll up and 2. Help you figure out where the dial actually is when you are trying to get more speed.
Not only is this Gyrating Massager fabulous for what it was created for: internal play as the ribbed shaft, but add to that how the entire 7 inches vibrates except for the rhinestones, you can get all kinds of vibration if you get in the right position. Beware, for some the “right position” may just make you into a pillow queen! That’s what happened to me.
For me the 7 inches is just enough to give me some g-spot action as well as some clitoral action that as many of you know makes for a great orgasm. Once I reached the highest speed I kind of wanted it to have another level; but the good thing was that it wasn’t as loud as I had thought it would be, although it was a bit heavy. Nonetheless, all the things I had loved about it when I first saw it definitely met my expectations and left me having to wash some very spunky sheets.
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