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Volume 7   -   Issue 1
 
Penthouse Body Collection Spray-On Massage Oil - Lavendar, Eucalyptus, Jasmine
Product: Penthouse Body Collection Spray-On Massage Oil - Lavendar, Eucalyptus, Jasmine
Manufacturer: Topco Sale
Genres:: massage oils, aphrodisiacs, fragrances, lubricants
Reviewer: Tobly McSmith
Rating: 3.5 out of 5
Penthouse Body Collection Spray-On Massage Oil - Lavendar, Eucalyptus, Jasmine
Reviewed by Tobly McSmith

When giving your lover a deep-tissue rub, the key is bringing sexiness to the massage table or nearest bed. Setting up a soothing and sensual scene can be just as important as the magic your hands can bring to the rubbing party. The removing of the shirt, the releasing of the bra, and why not go for the gold and get those pants off (if they weren’t already). When you get to this point, a bottle of good massaging oil is in order to get the skin wetter and easier to navigate. Penthouse’s bottle is attractive to the eye, classy enough to say “you’re worth the best” but sexy enough to say “I’m just biding my time till we have sex.” The oil’s smell—lavender, eucalyptus, and jasmine—is not overbearing, and it is just enough relaxing aromatherapy to help loosen the muscles and appeal to the senses.

Having a readily available bottle of massaging oil on my nightstand allowed for a touch of class for my lady guests. From my bed, the oil was in plain sight teasing them with the thought that a deep-muscle massage might only be an arms length away. After the massage has was over the oil dried clean on the skin and, luck for me, the sheets.

If sexiness is king in the art of a good massage let’s look at some of the pros and cons of the Penthouse Massage Oil.

Sexy: Giving your lover a deep massage while the room fills with the relaxing scent of lavender. Not Sexy: The squirt, squirt, squirt sound of the bottle. It was reminiscent of the cheap hairspray used by high school girls to get their bangs to stand straight up in the early 90s. To sustain the mood unscrew the top, and unlike lube, a dab will do you.

Sexy: The oils made her skin shiny and brought out the vivid colors of her tattoos. Not Sexy: The inability to be able to run your tongue along her spine, all the way up her back without fearing ingesting possibly carcinogenic chemicals.

Sexy: Giving your lover a sensual massaging paying close attention to their lower back, shoulders, and arms. Not Sexy: Having your own happy ending before giving them theirs.


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