Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
The only time I have actually found myself saying O’My in a bed full of Kiwi, Strawberries and other assorted fruit was this really sexy dream I had involving the Chiquita Banana lady. Unfortunately, morning came and the banana lady left but lucky for me dreams really can come true with O’My brand flavored lubes.
I must admit with flavors like blueberry cheesecake and melon in little “pillow packs,” I was skeptical about actually deeming this a lubricant that wasn’t just a cheap novelty item. I imagined bawdy bride mates stringing the packages to a soon to be bride’s veil along side tiny plastic penises at her wild bachelorette party. I was not taking these flavored lubes too seriously. But I love cheesecake, and sex, so that is a start.
Selecting lube can be a sticky situation. When one goes to a store in need of some slippery sex solution I’m guessing their checklist is probably pretty much inline with mine. A nice, attractive bottle for your night stand is always a plus. You want something that is water based. Silicone is done. Have you ever used silicone lube with a silicon toy? It’s like throwing water on the wicked witch of the west. Your poor, defenseless toy will be screaming “I’m melting…I’m melting!” in no time.
I took a peek at O’My’s website to get a look at the bottles. They are fun and colorful. Tasteful, actually. You know what else is tasteful? The lube! I figured it would smell like what it promised on the package but I was more than pleasantly surprised when it came with the hint of fruits and cheesecakes flavoring. When the taste test began I must admit I felt a bit like that loveable character Charlie at his chocolate factory. The Strawberry tastes like Strawberries! The Pina Colada tastes like Pina Colada! But lucky for me, unlike old Charlie, I wasn’t licking a wall at the time. To spell things out for you: I was licking something much, much sexier than a wall.
I must admit, the different flavors were fun to play around with. The lube didn’t dry up too quick keeping reapplication to a minimal, drying clear leaving less evidence in the morning. Put against your plain old, but very effective, non-scented, non-flavored lube O’My flavored lubricants hold their own. O’My flavored lubricant is the real deal that allows you to not only have a good time for a long time but adds a fun mix of fragrant and tasty slippery fun! Sheets tested, nightstand approved. O'MyFlavoredLubricants
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