Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
I propose a new genre of fetish: the gadget fetish. You know who you are. You get wet/hard at one glance at the newest video game console or flat screen TV. You wank off to Best Buy catalogs. Well lucky for you the sex industry is staying abreast to your needs. With Ohmibod, that iPod, or personal music player, just got much more sexable. The dong attachment of Ohmibod plugs into your music player and brings you to a hard climax to any song you chose to romance yourself with. Justin Timberlake? That’s sexy. Kenny G? Sure, why not. Michael Jackson? Now that’s just wrong.
OhMibod’s performance gets a great big ohmygod. Points for creative name choice. Points for sleek, smart design. Points for what you can only call hot pulsating pussy pumping action. And major points for giving me several iGasms. I serenaded my vagina with hits from the 70s, 80s, and today and everything popped. The rod of sexual delight delivered peaks to my wet wonder that would have made Ron Jeremy proud. Karaoke for the pussy. iCum, iCame, iSmoked a cigarette.
Picture it if you will: Valentine’s night. A hot slave tied to a chair, nipple clamped, blindfolded. Pretty typical night around my house. Every lover knows that music sets the mood and it doesn’t hurt when there is a vibrating love wand giving your nether region a proper massage. I was the DJ of her wet, hot pussy and I was determined to make her into an orgasm infused personal juke “box.”
The “Acsexories” are just as attractive to the eye as the Ohmibod. The garter to harness the pod snuggly on your upper thigh while you penetrate your chosen orifice is not only sexy but well placed to prevent the tangling of wires. I would, however, file the Hot Pink Softskin Sleeve under suspicious. The packaging suggests that a condom should be used begging the “is this going to give me some cancer and/or infection” question. When I did use it, I felt like a whole team of scientists from the FDA were watching all collectively shaking their heads. Yikes. The material of the sleeve is uberflimsy making dressing the dildo up a daunting task.
For the music enthusiast AND exhibitionist (you naughty little kink freak, you) this is a great toy to get thy rocks off in the company of a room full of unsuspecting strangers. iSneaky. Ohmibod knows that accidents happen, iPods break, batteries go dead but the pussy can play on with the alternative base that keeps the vibrating going minus the music. Not as much fun but still efucktive. My pleasure pot could use a little more girth but the length and deep, hard pulsating power more than made up for the slenderness. Now I know why the girls on those Day-Glo ads for iPod all seem to be so happy. If you get your hands on the Ohmibod, I suggest downloading Flight of the Bumblebee.
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