Reviewed by M. Blythe
Night Moves Tease has the most simple, blah, blah packaging I have ever seen. Chances are if it wasn't given to me as a gift I would never have had the pleasant opportunity to experience the creativity of this vibe, as I would probably have passed it by without a second glance at any sex store. Thank you gift giver, you know who you are!
One of the things I liked about this pink lady vibe is that she was developed by women for women. This was an instant turn on in my book, possibly creepily related to why I prefer going to female OB GYNs. And, yes I know that's a little weird, but come on who knows a woman's body better than another woman?
After I got my new pink vibe home, she wobbled right out of the packaging. My favorite part (besides a yummy orgasm, of course) was when I figured out why she was so wobbly. This gal's got an E-Z Bend function that is quite astonishing. Whoops, guess I missed the tiny nipple-sized tag hanging off of the half-assed packaging that has a photo example of the bending motion our girl is capable of. You really must trust me on this one: this vibe can bend a good 360 degrees which makes for a lot of experimenting and exploring with different angles. So, her artistic "fluid movement" is pleasing, yet she can keep a good hard-on when you need her to.
During playtime when I added lube, she seemed a little more slippery than your average vibrator; she almost jumped out of my paws a couple of times—maybe she was just raring to go.
I, for one, second the truthful text on the packaging: "This sleek massager is designed to tickle every sensual curve of a woman's body. Night Moves is a feminine masterpiece." Well done.
This little pink lady is blessed in the quiet department, too. Turning it on was louder than the actual super quiet buzz… now that's impressive.
She takes just two double-A batteries, and my guess is that most every gal has a handful of those lying around in this day and age. But, I did have to insert the batteries three times before I got them in right, cause there was no easy to use little battery diagram. No biggie, I suppose it just made me wait a little to get to the good part and maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. A little patience goes a long way.
You have to be careful with cleanup with this little Tease, though. There's not an o-ring or tight closure to keep water from getting into her battery chamber. This was a little annoying, but then again Night Moves never promised me water resistance, so I guess that's fair.
All in all, I was enchantingly surprised. I'll definitely add this new pretty pink girl to the usual suspects in my big girl toy box. NightMovesTease
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