Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
I am having serious Déjà Vu. I keep seeing the Nea Black in every boutique and upscale sex toy store I wander into these days. This beautiful little vibrator is even on display at clothing and lingerie stores that don’t traditionally carry sex toys. Nea Black is everywhere. It might be stalking me.
I soon understood why every store wanted to carry this high priced vibe after I had a chance to play with it. This handsome vibrator is stylish, chic and highly fucktional. Make no mistake: the Nea Black is for the ladies. The contour and design of this pocket rocket is tailored to a woman’s needs, whether that be solo or with a partner. This clit shaker will get the job done.
What a spectacular shopping option the Nea Black is for the girl who has everything. This is the perfect gift for that lady you love to spoil. It comes in an attractive black box, perfect for storing her new best friend. Just like that fancy girl, the Nea comes with accessories. There is an on-the-go satin pouch to house your vibe discreetly in your purse or wherever you store you sex trinkets and a power cord for easy recharging.
Gifting the Nea Black to that special lady will undoubtedly make you the sexually Santa that gets invited to hang around and help play with her toys. I am serious - forget the books, the jewelry and the silky underwear; get her the Nea. It’s the perfect shape and easy enough to maneuver for those intimate moments when you are pounding her from behind, or in front, or the side. Reverse cowgirl? Sure why not! She can effortlessly hold this little orgasm helper to her ripe and ready clit and orgasm so hard and loud that you will feel like a sexual god.
Why am I so excited about the Nea Black? Because it is amazing! After the first time I brought this little guy up the sexual plate it hit a home run. Fireworks! I was instantly a fan for life of this little vibrator. My favorite way to get off is shaky stimulation to the clit, so the Nea is right up my sexual alley. This is one of those products you tell your friends about, your co-workers, the homeless man on the corner and your family. It’s not your dirty little bedroom secret like anal beads that heat up or a dildo in the shape of Hello Kitty. You will have no shame suggesting it to your friend if she has trouble sleeping or coming when her boyfriend is boning her.
As we all know when it is fancy and upscale it going to have a high price tag. The Nea doesn’t come cheap. Matter of fact all the products that Swedish company Lelo puts out are high ticket items. The Lelo brand is all about bringing you a quality product that will last and last (and last and last). The Luxe, a vibrator with the same body shape as the Nea but incased in stainless steel or 18K gold retails for well over a thousand dollars online. For that price, the vibrator better turn my clit into gold and cook all my meals! Which leaves this reviewer wondering why she has yet to review the Luxe? Please! But I digress…
Don’t go into sticker shock about the price. You get what you pay for. I assure you it is worth the dollars. Factor in the cost savings of never having to buy a battery for this rechargeable wonder and you have yourself a might fine deal. Sure, a bargain vibe will do the trick but it will lose its pulsating power over time, it will falter and it will quickly find its way to the bottom of your toy bag. Not the Nea, no way. This is the toy you keep out so when houseguests wonder into your bedroom they can take jealous notice of your fancy pants sex toy. The Nea Black will undoubtedly give you masturbation cred. It’s the real deal.
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