Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
What if you could have it all? Isn’t that what we are all looking for these days? We want EVERYTHING and if we can get it all wrapped up in one tidy package, even better! Before any purchase is made it is up to the packaging to make or break it for the product inside. This is especially true when it comes to sex toys. If you are shopping for a blow-up love doll you might ask yourself: How is this inflatable love doll better than the others? What can this inflatable lover deliver that the others can’t? And maybe other questions like: Is anyone at this store I know? How will I hide this from my wife? How do you get lube out of the holes?
Well Lovin’ Ladyboy’s outer package promises that the exotic “third sex” may be the “best sex” you have ever had. Enticing! This doll is going to give you the lady lumps AND the manly bumps! The box dotes on the “Soft Breasts” and (I love this) a “Surprise Penis!” Not to mention a “soft mouth opening” and an “anal opening.” What a package!
Now, we have all heard the stories about men taking a lady home from the bar only to find the lady is not a lady at all. A surprise penis is not really the kind of unexpected body part the guy was meaning to find dangling from his lady. Or was it? He might say he kicked her out but how many times does he keep her around for some play time? More than we think. Enough to make an entire blow-up doll genre.
Lovin’ LadyBoy is not hiding anything from you. Full-blown disclosure. Start inflating this bitch and her ripe, airy boobs pop up and say hello. Keep on blowing and you will make her ripe, airy foot long cock rise. The dong is bendable and only there for your viewing and grabbing pleasure, not for actual hole sticking. But if you are looking for something to poke, the mouth and ass are sexable. It’s a tight fit, but maybe that is how you roll.
LadyBoy may not shine in the bedroom as brightly as the bar or party or anywhere people are that can appreciate the novelty of a blow-up man with boobs. Seriously, LadyBoy will be the star of the party. S/he is so unique and new and jam packed with sexual organs! This is the perfect gag gift, bachelor party accessory, or bar mitzvah present.
This blow-up Barbie man is a real crowd pleaser. You can really blow a breath of fresh air into her/him. I have seen my share of blow-up sex dolls. I have six of them lovingly piled on top of each other in the corner of my apartment. It’s one big blow-up doll orgy constantly going on in my living room. Everyone is there: The cowboy, the teacher’s pet, the hairy slut, a variety of others. Well I have just introduced a new lady to the party. A lady with a surprise penis.
The blow-up doll soirée is reminiscent of anytime a lady with man bits walks into a party. Everyone speculates, looks for the Adam’s apple, the bulge in the pants, which bathroom she uses. She is the talk of the party. That is LadyBoy’s part in my blow-up doll party. She is the wild, sexy unicorn complete with the inflatable horn.
Get yourself, or a deserving friend, the LadyBoy and become the talk of the party. In public, everyone will be in awe of your new girlfriend. In private you will be able to secretly discover the “third sex” and the “surprise penis.” Your secret is safe; LadyBoy isn’t going to tell anyone. Nothing is coming out of her mouth—just in.
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