Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Cyberskin, I was once a hater. Thanks to Johnny Hazzard's perfectly shaped cock, however, I've changed my tune. Quite frankly, I love cock. I especially love big, fat cock. That said, this toy had a positive review before I even opened the box. As a matter of fact, upon receipt, it was mentioned that my partner may feel inadequate next to this. On average, that would probably be true. I, however, am lucky to have a real-life big-cocked partner, so the jealousy factor never came into play. Others, though, may encounter a bit of penis-envy when playing with this dildo.
The toy is really well-designed. There is a nice, tight ball sack, which sits atop a suction cup base, making it easy to mount the toy. Made purely out of cyberskin and 100% phthalate free, the cock has a pretty nice feel to it. The shaft comes in at 7.5" long and 1.5" wide. Perfect, if you ask me!
At the base of the cock is a fair length of electrical wire, which attaches to a touch-pad control for the toy's seven vibrating functions. They're fast and they're strong. A one-click on/off button gives you the power needed to switch between each of the toys functions with ease. As a nice added touch, the power-indicator light blinks along with the vibration pattern. Oh, and kudos to whomever it was that did the paint-job on this thing. The dildos appearance is so life-like that there actually seems, to the eye and touch, like there are hair follicles on the balls. All of the veins, bumps and dents that a real cock has are there, too. A+
Getting down to business with Johnny, errr.. I mean the casted model of his cock, was fun! At first I gave it a whirl on my own. The molded balls made for a nice handle to push the toy in and out of myself. With a fair amount of lube, the cock slid inside of me easily - and really did feel life-like. I played with the vibration options, but in keeping with the real-life feel, decided to just give it the ol’ in-and-out for a while. Eventually, I went back to utilizing the vibration functions for added sensation. All around, it was an excellent solo experience.
Once my partner took the reins, it got even better. Unless you are 110 lbs. and have the flexibility of Gumby, it can be difficult to find a good angle for your hand to move in and out of your lower orifices. I, reader, am not 110lbs and my arms are standard size. With someone else manning the controls, however, this dildo has the potential to do some damage - good damage! I was probed and prodded in all sorts of ways, eventually coming to the nice, strong orgasm.
Clean up is easy – just antibacterial soap and water. I tend to keep my toys in their original packaging after use and the well-made packaging made that simple. As with the majority of toys these days, batteries were not included, but installing and removing them was easy enough. Until next time, Johnny, you sexy motherfucker, you.
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