Reviewed by M. Blythe
I was in the mood for an adventurous evening, so I picked up the Jel-Lee Scorpio Couples Collection by Adam & Eve and enlisted the help of my steady hot man friend. The enclosed toys were translucent and purple, and it consisted of a Clit Tickler shaped like an oversized scorpion and a Jel-Lee Cockring complete with a mini-wireless vibrator. My first thought was that they looked a bit freakish, but I'm up for trying anything once.
Steady hot man friend said with a smile, "It looks dangerous!" So, he strapped me into the conveniently provided straps on the tickler for a little foreplay and fun in the bedroom. He played with the buzz quality on the remote device, driving me wild in the process. The little scorpion pinchers were well designed, centrally located to provide my little clitty lots of attention.
Directions would have been helpful. There was a bit of confusion over where to put that purple Scorpio stinger (no worries. We did finally find a very convenient place for it….)
It would have been more fun if the remote for the Clit Tickler wasn't attached by a cord, and it does make an annoying buzzing noise that might sound a little strange coming from your bedroom if you have thin walls or nosy neighbors, but it's nothing a little Led Zeppelin can't drown out.
Some of the necessary batteries were included in the pack, but not all of them, which led to a last-minute excursion to the corner deli to pick up a pack of $2 Duracells. Why would someone include some but not all of the batteries? Human packaging error; it happens. I'm just happy we figured it out before we got home, ‘cause I think we would have just started making out and ditched the toys altogether.
When it came time for the main event of the evening, steady hot man friend put on the Cockring and buried himself deep inside. The packaging promised "incredible simultaneous clitoral and penile sensations during intercourse.” I am happy to report the packaging was quite accurate; we were both smiling and having a very nice time. We did end up taking it off for the finale fireworks, though.
Would steady hot man friend use both toys again? Yes
Would I use both toys again? Yes. I already used the Clit Tickler three more times by myself in the past 36 hours. (Did I mention it's great for the single girl, too?)
Overall, it's good for the couple, good for the single girl, so go get one to add to your collection. You might keep it hidden from your curious friends, though one of mine said, "Oh, my god, it looks like a chicken!" Come to think of it, it does oddly resemble a roasted chicken or Cornish hen, but it sure doesn't feel like a chicken…
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