Reviewed by M. Walansky
The box of I Love BJs refers to the product as “oral love” drops. This is sweet. If there’s a delightful, liquid way to add to add romance and meaning to the experience of deep-throating some dude who will never call again, I’m all for it.
I was lucky enough to receive both the Fruity collection and the Minty collection. Each set contains four 1-oz. bottles along with a chalkboard of tips that any Cosmo reader—or anyone who has given more than two blowjobs in their life—already knows.
These kits may be a godsend for the BJ virgin. Tips such as “tuck your teeth under to avoid biting” and “act like you like it, even if you don’t” are important to remember and could make the difference in your intimate explorations between failure and repeat performances or, dare we say, reciprocation. Always remember that the best way to have your turn is to make their turn go well.
I’ve owned “oral love drops” before, from other companies, in other varieties, and they usually exist as an aid for the penis, to make the erection stronger, longer, or alternatively, they exist to add the “blow-jobber” (if such a term does not exist, I suggest it should), by numbing the throat, providing a pleasant taste, or adding on a tingling sensation that will help make the BJ more fun for both parties. When done right, it’s hard not to be a big fan of “love drops.”
But these gels, they frankly taste a bit like sugar-free Kool-Aid. And while they do about as much to change the experience as popping a tab of spearmint first, it can be beneficial if you are getting used to the taste of cum and need a little flavoring to smooth the way. Mint is also historically known for relaxing your throat muscles, and while I’ve never seen that happen with me, it is indeed possible you have a less stubborn throat.
If you are already experienced in the art of blowjobs, this is probably not a necessary product for you to own. You may still want it is as a really good gag gift, because, if you are not new to oral pleasures, the tips are funny as hell. If you are new, though, give it a whirl. Best case, you have a much more pleasurable blowjob foray. Worst case, you got dessert.
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